#laura help

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Y'all I finally caught up with Unus Annus and I'm fucking crying I hate this I hate it so much I've got some type of annual-based abandonment issues like making it past a year with friends is a huge milestone to me and this is just fucking painful I hate it I'm so proud of them and I don't want it to go away because I know I'll fucking forget and I don't want to forget which is why I'm going broke just to buy merch I'm losing my goddamn mind I really just need to breathe oh my god this isn't okay with me

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It’s becoming clear to me that when im upset I make memes

Im Not Okay RN

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THERE WAS A FUCKING MOUSE IN MY ROOOOOM EATING MY TRASH THAT WAS UNDER MY BED FROM THAT ONE POJNT WHERE MY DOOOG ATE MY TRAASH AND SONE OF IT WENT UNDER MY BEEED AND I WOKE UP TO THE SOUND OF A BAAG MOOVING AND I THOUGHT IT WAS MY FAN MOVING BAGA IN MY ROOM SO I COVERED THEM UP BUT THEN THE SOOUND WOKE ME UP AGAIN AND THATS WHEN I REALISED IT WAS COMING FROM U N D E R M E SO I LOOKED UNDER THE BEEED AND THERE WAS A SNACK BAG OF FLAVOR BLASTED GOLDFISH SO I GRABBED MY BAT THAT I KEEP BESIDE THE BEEED AND I SMACKED THE BAAAG A FEW TIMES AND THEN USED THE BAT TO BRING I TOWARDS ME AND THERE WAS MOUSE POOP IN IT SO I THREW IT IN MY TRASH AND GOT UP AND LEFT MY ROOM AND LIKE CRIIED IN THE BATHROOM THEN WENT BACK TO MY ROOM

AAND WHEN I WALKED BACK INTO MY ROOM THE MOUSE RAN OUT FROM UNDER MY BED STEAIGHT TOWARDS ME AND I SCREAMED BECAUSE A SMALL CREATURE WAS RUNNING TOWARDS ME REALLY FAST AND IM NOT DOWN FOR THAT SHIT I DONT LIKE IT LOEK WHAT ATE THEY DOING WHY THEY GOING SO FUCKING FAAAAAAAAST WHAT UFITBIIIITES ME SO I SCREAMED AND MY DOG GOT WOORIED ABOUT ME AND THE FUCKER RANPAST ME SO I TURNED TO WALK OUT OF MY ROOM

AND IT RAN OUT FROM UNDER MY DOOR AND MY DOG DID N I T H I N G CAUSE SHES OLD AND SLOW AND LAZY AND IT RAN UNDER THE DOOR TO THE CLOSET IN THE HALLWAY SO I GOT A TOWEL AND STUFFED AS MUCH AS I COULD UNDER THE DOOR TO BLOCK IT BUT I STILL DONT WANT TO GOTO MY ROOM SO IM ON THE COUCH WAITING FOR MY DAD TO WAKE UP SO HE CAN SET UP A MOUSE RRAP I WOULD DO IT MYSELF BUT I DONT WANT TO SEE THE MOUSE AGAIN I FONT WANT TO OPEN THE CLOSET AND HAVE IT FUCKING RUN AT ME LILE IT KNOWS EVERY SIN IVE EVER COMMITED AND IS ABOUT TO ROCK MY SHIT ITS AN INCH LONG IT DOESNT DESERVE THAT LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE THAT BUFCH SO IM WAITING FOR MY DAD AND IM HUGFING ANOTHER TOWEL I GEABBED THAT I WAS GOING TO USE TO PUT UNDER MY DOOR BUT THEN I REALISED THAT IF I CLOSE MY DOOR MY DAD WONT KNOW IM AWAKE AND I MIGHR SCARE HIM WHEN HE WALKS OUT HERE. ECAUSE IM CURLED UP ON THE COUCH FACING A W A Y FROM THE HALLWAY

NGL BEFORE I LOOKED UXNDER THE BED I THOUGHT IT WAS A GHOST

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Okay

I'll bite

Who are the McElroy's

Where do I start

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It's 3 am I had an unknown episode of some kind and came out of it with Important Thinks

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So according to screenshots from my wife, I have a blue checkmark.

@staff what does this mean

Why me

Why did you choose me

Please don't take it away but why is it here and what did I do to get it

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I'm. Fucking devastated. I haven't stopped crying in hours. Why is this the way it works. Why.

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Okay so fun fact I think my friend got me sick. Not the big C, but I still can't go to class tomorrow. Anyway, in an effort to cure me my mother has given me:

Tiny sugar pills barely bigger than grains of salt that supposedly have old age medicine infused in them

Water that was contained in a silver bottle for like five years

Oregano oil. You know, the spice they put on pizza that makes it taste like pizza?

Vitamin c hell that made me immediately ahem. Dispell. Everything she had just made me swallow because the texture was absolute dog shit

What she has not given me:

Any fucking medicine

I also lost my wallet today and I'm pretty sure I accidentally left my social security card in it. Shit.