#laura...

[nadiea]

[woundthatswallows]

well she's empty and so beautiful i'll keep her here with me. :((

[hannukahmatata]

I...

[thewomaninlilywhite]

I appreciate my mother so much for trying to bake gluten-free for me, but 1 cup of coconut flour is as absorbent as like 3-4 cups of all-purpose flour and when I said “don’t use too much” she literally said “I didn’t. The recipe called for two cups of flour, but I only did 1 cup of coconut flour and 1 cup of ground oatmeal”

[future-urban-collective-blog]

Money & Violence Season 2 announcement on Ebro in the Morning.... #RapNews #RapInterviews #BigUpH97 http://fucmedia.com/money-violence-season-2-announcement-on-ebro-in-the-morning-rapnews-rapinterviews-biguph97/

[sumflora]

steve meets bucky for the first time except bucky already was the winter soldier and steve is still skinny au

steve sticks his hand out first. “nice to meet you. i’m steve.” bucky grips steve’s hand with his metal arm. “pleasure.” steve’s eyes widen at the metal hand but he doesn’t break the grip. then he whispers something inaudible. “sorry?” bucky leans in. they’re still shaking hands because it’s rude to break the handshake first. steve is a little bit louder. but bucky still can’t hear, so steve finally blurts out:

"i want you to crush my hand daddy." 

[sring-griffin]

Sexy salt

My friend Laura and I were at Denny's and she started randomly throwing salt at me. "Your making a mess for the bus boy!" I said. "Is he cute? " she asked as she began to pour the salt seductively down her shirt.