#lauraigiveupyouwin

[elysedc]

hi! top five, uhh, magic tricks! yeah!

ooo! okay

1) Pete Holmes' joke about magic (that counts right?)

2) Pete Holmes talking to Gil about that joke (THAT is magic)

3) This: 

4) 

5) 

and just more of this, honestly, because i just got to this ep last night and i laughed so much i just idk what to do with myself

[nightmarebus]

you reblogged a ouija board post and tagged it "true story". oooh. just curious. do you have any experience with them?

yes, the standard 'stupid teens wanna dabble in the dark arts but not too much because scary' kind of situation.we were fourteen, and i was with 2 friends. and these friends, they were stupid. like, very unaware of anything we could have been dealing with. a couple times it went fine, but one day we asked it who was speaking and it spelled 'lucifer'. i was the only one who knew what the word meant. and after i saw the first few letters, i closed my eyes because i knew that my being aware might influence the rest of the word, yknow? like, in a freudian unconscious state of mind kind of way. so even with my eyes closed, it still spelled that. then it spelled my younger sister's name and then moved to 'goodbye' and i was so fucking done.

[collegejen]

you really are such a fantastic, wonderful weirdo, and i'm suuuuuper glad we're in a mutual follow (friendship).

this made me feel so nice and warm and fuzzy inside so i am posting it for all the world to see (all the world follows me on tumblr). you are also fantastic and wonderful!! thanks for not letting the dumb things i like scare you away (one direction).

[youplayglockenspiel]

lauraigiveupyouwin replied to your post: Five, ten, and thirty-two! ( i'm hoping for some rocking tale about an intense fist fight where no rules were followed, but try yr best! i'm interested in whatever you have to say~)

no, no, green lights! no way this was a disappointment!

I should have made something up. Like how I had to fight my way through a bunch of bandits and mutants in a post apocalyptic wasteland because I was on the run from the Authority.

Wait. That's Rage... never mind. 

Thanks, by the way! :)

[destinationwhy]

E PH Y (just chose some letters at random; lc!, and your vax kids and horror people)

YOOOOOO Thank

E- Band you don’t like that a lot of people do: Probably Muse. Also I don’t really care about Daft Punk. 

P- Name four bands you wish would stay together until you die: Mmmm. Probably The Vaccines, Arctic Monkeys, The Drowners, and SLUTEVER.

H- Best guitarist of a band in your opinion: THIS ONE KILLS ME GOD DAMN IT. Okay Okay. I think that Freddie Cowan is one talented son of a bitch. However Joshua Hayward is absolutely crazy and extremely innovative. BUT, Jamie Cooks riffs make me want to die. Ugh, and Nick Valensi is incredible with his solo work. I often want to kick and scream after listening to them. I think that the best guitarist for me, however, is Johnny Marr of The Smiths. He’s. Just. Incredible. I wish I could be like him. 

Y- Pick 3 bands for each situation(put one band in each situation): I would throw a party with __? I would go on tour with__? I would get in serious trouble with__?

Okay I would certainly throw a party with LC! They’re a bunch of super rad people and that would be super rad. 

I’d go on tour with The Vaccines for obvious reasons. They seem fun to tour with.

And get into trouble with The Horrors. I want to sneak into gay clubs and do cocaine with Rhys Webb. 

[garbagedaddyofyourdreams]

lauraigiveupyouwin replied to your post: I am going to Pete Holmes' You Made it Weird live at the Troubadour

ooh, please take pictures

I plan on it! I'm wanting to get there like 1hr+ so we can be first in line

[idontreallyfuckwithcheese]

lauraigiveupyouwin replied to your post: I give up. Screw trying to be a director.

stay strong, friend!

I'm trying

[elysedc]

lauraigiveupyouwin replied to your post: YO I DID IT

YES. THAT KOOL-AID LINE. Ace!

OMG PLEASE the tags you added to the reblog maaade me DAAAANCE