I am just green with jealous rage right now.

What can I say, I'm just a white wine drunk who loves the macabre. I love t.v., movies, music, podcasts, and a shit ton of comedians. And really I just want you to love me, but if you don't, I completely understand. I am also a Black femme screenwriter that doesn’t deal with bullshit.

[asofteredge]

hey everyone, just curious:

what is everyone's criteria for blocking people?

[veradraven]

We clear the place out in 40 minutes or less and...be a lick big enough for us to sit back for a minute.

KEKE PALMER, NAOMI ACKIE, and TAYLOUR PAIGE in I LOVE BOOSTERS (2026)

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[larimar]

Rest in peace Sam 🕊️ 1947-2026

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

[plain-flavoured-english]

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

[plain-flavoured-english]

Excuse me???

[ruffboi-mags]

you are right and you should say it.

[instantduckninja]

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

[fluffmugger]

The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:

[unadulteratedhideouttrash]

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[klapollo]

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

[klapollo]

Outbreak of diarrhea-causing parasite grows to more than 1,000 cases

Michigan is experiencing its largest outbreak of a parasitic infection that causes severe diarrhea. Nearly 1,000 people have been diagnosed

this is not life-threatening, but also who wants weeks of diarrhea and a fucking parasite in them lol. if you suspect you've already had this and it's passed, i would see a doctor. you might need an antiparasitic anyway. if you're actively sick, see a doctor and they might be able to prescribe medication to help you get over it faster.

try to avoid eating raw vegetables, scrub fruit with a produce brush and rinse thoroughly with water. again, don't bother with premade greens or bagged salads. if you buy lettuce, remove the outer 2-3 layers of leaves.

there are UNVERIFIED rumors that the greens have been linked to a company that sources to taco bell. some locations have been actively pulling fresh ingredients like lettuce, avocado, and pico de gallo to mitigate the threat, so i would avoid any products from them just in case. considering how vast supply chains are, i'd be wary of any fast food greens in general for now.

[borrelia]

also note this is a PARASITIC infection. most diarrhea-causing pathogens you expect to contaminate your greens are bacteria (e.g. e. coli and salmonella), which are a different domain of organism altogether. cyclospora is a protozoan, which is bigger and more complicated than a bacteria (for reference, malaria is also caused by a protozoan). bacterial diarrhea can be dangerous, but you might also expect to weather it and survive unscathed. do NOT fuck with PARASITIC contamination. you should be scared of this one!

[gourde]

Another note: YOU CAN'T WASH IT OFF!

Only high temperatures will kill cyclospora. It resides in what is like a shell, which is highly resistant to water and most cleaning chemicals. The substance it uses to cling to food is so strong we don't even fully know what its limits are. It may be best to avoid fruits and veggies you can't cook. Scrubbing only works if done hard enough and on foods with no hiding places (Like cucumbers and grapes). Peeling the skin off is your best bet at avoiding it however, scrubbing is not guaranteed.

Thank you OP for posting! Usually washing does work on most sicknesses, just not this one.

[sobcat]

there's always something you have to pay for

[idontreallyfuckwithcheese]

I

Okay, i gotta get this off my chest and y’all know i love to overshare here.

So, I’m overwhelmed because i have a crush on someone that doesn’t even know me and i don’t even really know them personally, but they are my limerent object right now. And i just want to message him and be like “give me a chance. I know we live in completely different states, but come see me whenever you’re in nc. I’m a good time and i put out”

Now, on the other hand, there is someone that likes me but i don’t really feel that way about them. We had sex, we went for a movie the next day after breakfast after having morning sex. They brought me this print I wanted (and framed it!). I just don’t feel a spark towards them (with them?). This is petty, but they are just so tiny and i’m a big lady and it just feels weird (don’t judge me)

And then there is (was?) this guy i was going to go out on a date with (i really liked him and have shared so much with him), but i backed out at the last minute because he doesn’t have a job or car (and lives with his mom). Now trust me, i understand the struggle, i was in that position a few years ago, it wasn’t even a dealbreaker for me until he started complaining about how he can’t get out of than situation right now. You not putting in any effort. I’m just getting my shit together, I can’t and won’t be taking care of another person.

Anyway, I’m tired and i don’t want to hop back on the apps. But i fear i have no other choice.

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[thevulturesquadron]

text: [ “Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5000 years.” ]

[idontreallyfuckwithcheese]

Is nirvanna the band like a canadian flight of the concords?

[idontreallyfuckwithcheese]

How i go from no bitches to two bitches in a month’s time

[idontreallyfuckwithcheese]

Also, this reads harsher than i meant it to be

[idontreallyfuckwithcheese]

Is nirvanna the band like a canadian flight of the concords?

[idontreallyfuckwithcheese]

How i go from no bitches to two bitches in a month’s time