Static. Colorful static, surrounding the screen, the scratching noises almost reminiscent of speech in a way. Censor noises become more and more common until the only noise besides the crackling is beeps and poorly dubbed over words. The colorful dots poking through the black and white of the TV seem almost like... Confetti.
[SIGNAL LOST]
[CHANNEL FOUND]
[Loading welcome message... Please stand by.]
"Oh! Well, isn't this interesting? The Stars seem fascinated with us, isn't that right? Well, I suppose I should introduce myself, eh?"
(ooc: some eye imagery below with [DATA EXPUNGED]'s profile!)
[INFO]
NAME: Confetti Cannon/Lavender
ALIASES: Lav, L, Confetti, Con, CC
AGE: [DATA LOST.] A hastily scribbled note next to the blacked-out text reads "I was 18."
GENDER: Any/All
ASK STATUS: [OPEN]
[TURN CAMERA ON? YES/NO]
[PLEASE HOLD...]
[CONNECTING...]
[INFO]
NAME: [DATA EXPUNGED]
ALIASES: [C.EXPUNGED], [L.EXPUNGED] Text written in bright red ink sits beautifully on the page next to the scratched out words. "There is another of us who also goes by the same name as I. As far as we are aware, they are not with us; however, we would like to state that we are separate... entities."
AGE: The text has been covered by black boxes of ink. Nothing legible is left.
GENDER: Any/All, preference for They/Them and It/Its
ASK STATUS: [OPEN]
[CONNECTING...]
RULES: "Nothing blatantly NSFW in terms of sexual material. Blood is alright, though. We like that."
You can call us Lavender (she/they transfem, 29) and Silver (they/he transmasc, 28), a queer T4T non-monogamous couple exploring the side of ourselves that we don't talk about much elsewhere on the internet. Expect to see some occasional original content (probably mostly Lav's nudes if we're being honest) as well as reblogs of things we find hot. It's mostly a casual thing for our own reference, but lucky for you we like to show off a little bit every now and then ;)
(We don't sell content or take requests - enjoy your free treats and say thank you!)
MINORS / CISHET MEN / TERFS DNI. Any other form of bigot can fuck off as well, even if your brand of bigotry isn't related to what we're up to here. You're on the sex blog of two queer, trans people - read the fucking room dumbass.
Don't message us. Asks are okay, we'll just probably forget to check them lol. (Also maybe specify which of us you're talking to if you're describing a fantasy, asking a question, etc. or we'll assume it's directed at both of us.)
Tags:
#lavposting - posts made/reblogged by Lavender
#about him / #pretty boy - things that make Lavender think of Silver
#vampire girl - things that remind us of our other partner (who is not directly involved in the blog but is the source of most of the bite marks you see in pictures of us)
