#lawpost

[laceybun]

Holds u like this :-)

WAAAAU OMG SO ME OMG :3!!!

[eyeofthewolfe]

Ninjago Police Commissioner: *arriving home* Hey love, how was your day?

Ninjago Postman: *reading paper* The usual. It took me hours to deliver one letter today; it was for that one shorter ninja, Jay.

Police Commissioner: *freezes* You...do know they are the most wanted people in Ninjago.

Postman: *not looking up* I know.

Police Commissioner: ...Then why didn’t you call me?

Postman: *putting down the paper with a smirk* Becuase I don’t want to make your job too easy.

[laceybun]

[laceybun]

on the phone w law and judas until late oclock am or whatev n we are stuck in the shrimptastic and shrimply awesome and AWESOME (cwb) loop

[laceybun]

33 and 16 for the ask game ? >:3

HAII BUDDY!!! Sorry for my tendency to not actually answer questions and get lost in a ramble LOL hope you enjoy!! ;3

33:

I’m not sure, honestly! I find it hard to be comforted by words, I appreciate them, and I enjoy when I get them to an extent, but I seriously struggle to believe them unless it’s coming from a very select few of people. It’s something I appreciate best when I’m close to someone. In terms of physical compliments, I like to be called handsome, pretty, beautiful, cute, ethereal, angelic, and whatever. I’m not picky, I just like to be told things about myself from people I’m close to… When it’s coming from people I haven’t known for long enough I can get a little frightened and suspicious. Had lots of people tell me those things to get something from me or try and worm their way into my life through flattery over the years, words don’t mean nearly as much as actions (Definitely has something to do with the way I was raised lmfao. Parent telling me I’m the scum of the earth who will do nothing with their life to telling me I’m the best and most talented child ever back to back rlly did something cray zee to my developing brain lmfaoo💀)

I like when people compliment my art in specific ways, I guess! I don’t know how else to phrase it lol, it makes me feel good about myself. Oh, and when people describe my personality and the way they view me. I don’t know if it makes me feel good about myself, but it’s insightful and I enjoy it.

Best answer is: I don’t care what words are used as long as it comes from a genuine place.

16:

Ill love you if you’re good to me in the ways that matter, in terms of platonic love. I’m pretty forgiving and patient when it comes to people, I’ll handle it and love someone regardless of mistreatment. I guess that’s a fault of mine but idk man I just let people make mistakes and hold them accountable based on severity. We’re just people. I try not to take it all personally, we all have our own ways of dealing with internal and external turmoil. I love to be loving, so I love when people are loving in return.

For romantic love, I’m demiromantic, so I’ll love you if I’ve known you for a long time and you spend lots of time with me at the baseline. It’s a checklist I go through in terms of compatibility lol, I won’t get into it. Romantic love and partnership is a conscious choice as well as a feeling. When I make that choice I stick with it, I’ve been with @itstomatojuice for a few years now and loved him for many more before we got together!! ^.^ So I’ll love you if you’re him!! ;3 (and if you hurt me I’ll love you if you hurt me and enjoy it LMFAO the way to my heart is just a cut away)

I just love when people care about me, even though I struggle to believe it. (It can drive some people up the wall with how much I need reassurance and proof that I’m loved before I believe it. I struggle a lot with trust)

[laceybun]

I need to be put down today sorry friend <3/silly what do you think about stalking and kidnapping ? :3

OH GOD YOU DONT EVEN KNOW. You don’t even know. Or maybe you do?? I do post about it a lot… but yes. Absolutely yes, yes…. I lose my mind over it a lil LOLL I adore obsession and all that it entails, stalking, and kidnapping… All the love and lust that goes into it gives me butterflies dude… I feel most loved when it’s all encompassing, the idea of someone devoting so much to me to keep me as theirs, to let me know I am wanted desperately and loved without any hint that they might be lying or will leave me, is the one of the ultimate portrayals of love besides from taking my life and using my body.

(Don’t worry friend I need to be put down so bad LMFAOO FUCK)

[laceybun]

You!

OMG ME <3! ꒰ঌ ໒꒱

[laceybun]

Cannibalism for the kinks ask ? You know I had to choose this one...>w<

Ohohohohhh YES!!! Yes to cannibalism! Not very much of an explanation for this one because I don’t feel incredibly strongly about it, but still a yes. Everything leading up to cannibalism, the preparation, and the act itself, sounds lovely, romantic, and erotic… I’d love to give my flesh and blood and body for consumption… It’s beautiful and nourishing and delicious! ;P