#lawsonmatthew

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what

I-... what are you-... h-hi?

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twerkteeeeeeeeeeeeam

....Um... wh-... what?

[the-moore-the-merrier-blog]

Text: Oh yeah, his name is Pablo. I obviously have an affliction for Hispanic pet names.

[text] …

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Private: I know, I know, but shiny makes everything better. Hey, I am not that bad, at least I don't make my unicorns eat people.

[text] Maybe a little bit. I wasn’t aware you owned a unicorn, dear.

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Text: Promise I won't. Sorry, meant bring you back something shiny. Too much sugar.

[text] Hmm. I do like the sound of that. The shiny part, not the “too much sugar” part… sounds like someone else we know.

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Text: Going to Holland. Bring you back shiny. Lurve youuu.

[text] Oh? Sudden, but… enjoy your trip, dear. Don’t get into any trouble.

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I lied, I want to punch you now.

i’d rather you didn’t.

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I just..What if it wasn't you that made it out? That was seriously the silliest idea you've ever had. I don't...I can't believe you hurt someone's family. You're lying, I'm coming over right now.

but i did, and i’m fine. it was unavoidable. i though you said you wanted space?