#lawyerposting

[sanguinaryrot]

narumitsu is like what if soulmates were real and you had one and klapollo is like what if you realized with horror that you wanted to fuck a blond guy

[softeasun]

The number of emails I get with CPD re using AI as a legal professional is making me feel actively crazy.

[sosorrydad]

Not me securing a job with this financial service company. Why do I always lock in when I don't have to?

[hiddenintheyard]

The fact that in 6 years, this will be my first christmas and winter holiday when I don't have to study for fucking law (oral) exams, state exams or has to write a thesis. I will not spend it full of anxiety, stress, tiredness and low burning anger. Incredible. University, the worst years of my life (so far.)

Hopefully this holiday will be great at least and I will actually relax and have fun!

[juneibyou]

it's thanksgiving and you know what means time to- is that my fucking lawyer i thought i killed you

[augustus-hater]

I fucking hate being a defense attorney. I go to court, my client's fingerprints were found on the murder weapon, there are 3 witnesses who claim to have seen my client killing the victim and then my client goes to the stand and admits to the whole court that they did it. I try to object but the prosecution whips me and throws hot burning coffee at me. Fuck this shit. I hope I get disbarred.

[deputyrook]

I’ve been working my ass off on this trial and defence hasn’t responded to any of my emails. If his guy shows up and pleads tomorrow I s2g I’m gonna flip a table

[kurulover]

I would give any tech-loving autistic communist transfemme furries a brutally efficient handie because at that point it’s not even sexual it’s patriotic, it’s supporting our troops