Cardiacs - Sink to Dog

June, 20, she/it, Super Locomotive's strongest warrior. sometimes cat, sometimes pooltoy, sometimes other things, always better at crazy taxi than you. generally SFW but reblogs from 18+ blogs, filter #mdni (and be wary of risque topics). you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave! pfp by @redpananda.bsky.social

[pillmillipedes]

I'm so fucking normal that regular expressions are just expressions to me

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[charl0ttan]

getting a jobjob from a water cooler with big pronouns

[lakemojave]

👎

[communistkenobi]

great reasons for accusing students of using AI:

you're racist and think there's no way racialized students could write an essay this good

you need to decrease your class average because it's the end of the semester and you haven't met your target average

one of your TAs gave out too many As and you don't want to regrade anything

you haven't redesigned your course in years and students have gotten advice on how to write their essay from past students

you're pissed off at a student with disability accommodations for making you do extra work

you want to feel powerful

you got into a fight with your wife

you want to bond with other professors over how lazy kids are these days and swap juicy stories about students crying in your office

you want social media clout

[apjvff]

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

[crowboy-bebop]

2013 is coming… let’s show each other some kindness…

[jerryterry]

Peace and Love on Silly World

[penandinkprincess]

sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "mmmhmmm okay yeah i see we both interpreted that differently based on what the show gave us, but i see how you arrived at your ideas even if they're different from mine," and then sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "brother what show did you even fucking watch"

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

[teaboot]

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products

[teaboot]

Last time Tuberculosis ran through the USA a small number of people got it on purpose to look skinny and waifish and delicate and used makeup to look flushed and bony and when the Victorians figured out tapeworms people would infect themselves on purpose to starve themselves smaller and women and now in the year of our lord 2026 there is a noticeable fraction of the USAmerican population genuinely thrilled about a treatment-resistant microbial parasite that makes you shit and vomit your brains out for a month because side effects include weight loss and STILL we talk about being skinny like it's the natural default setting for all healthy people as if it's a self-sustaining standard and not an imaginary goal that we are constantly constantly constantly beating ourselves with a whip to acheive

[3000s]

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

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[popillia]

Bug indentfication app identified me as my favourite species of jumping spider forever ago and I decided to doodle it instead of working 🫡

I fixed God's biggest mistake

[popillia]

I coloured it

[dragongirlsweetie]

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

[aceynk]

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

[kunosoura]

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

[nando161mando]

[jacketslutjayse]

Source

How The Rise of Androgyny Changed Our Passports

The rise of androgyny and unisex fashion in the 1970s was apparently responsible for the introduction of a sex marker in passports.

[milf--adjacent]

Oh wow so me saying "no government documentation should ever include a gender marker for any reason" has been right all along. For exactly the reason I stated when people were giving me shit for not supporting x markers on documents.

[saurekin]

version of the source that doesn't require you to be subscribed to view it

How The Rise of Androgyny Changed Our Passports

The rise of androgyny and unisex fashion in the 1970s was apparently responsible for the introduction of a sex marker in passports.

[mikumiotics]

a single trans woman asserting her womanhood has done more to 'abolish the gender binary' than 10,000 cis women refusing to wear makeup or shave ever will.

[communist-hatsunemiku]

I think this post has found it's way to some twerf dipshits so let me just say: I hope all twerfs die painfully mad and painfully bitter. Mad and bitter over the fact that my mere existence, as a single trans woman, is more threatening to the patriarchal world order than the entire sum total of 'radical feminism' & it's dipshit disciples will ever hope to be. One million reactionary twerf shit-for-brains losers can't compete with one newly out trans girl trying on a skirt for the first time. Trans women are, objectively, doing more to abolish the patriarchy then twerfs ever will. It's not even close.

Please, please, please die mad about it. The sooner the better.

[i-am-the-oyster]

[alyssadrawing]

the koi in the koi pond waiting for you to feed them the food pebbles

[flightyfinch]

i think about this post at least once a week

[gunsandfireandshit]