#laxine answerz

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❤❤❤ to Hexi, ❤❤ to Lax (mainly because Hexi is too chipper to register as a threat ever)

} Yʘu can fucking trust me tʘ watch yʘur back... ʘr the ʘther way! {

_ Me t⎔⎔! :) _

honestly, it’s REALLY hard to piss Hexina off. she’s too nice

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💭 =;D

} Val’s my bae. And alsʘ the fish dʘrk that I lʘve sʘ fucking much that I’d dʘ anything fʘr him! {

} He means the wʘrld tʘ me. And I knʘw I meant it back then, but I fucking mean it NʘW! {

} If I have a micrʘphʘne right nʘw, I’d sʘ drʘp that shit right nʘw! {

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VALTER: laaaaaaaaaaaaax! lax lax lax lax lax! LAX! MY DARLING ASSASSIN IN SEXY SHORTS (its like knight in shining armor but better because its u) gues vhat gueeessss vhat! i love you <3

} Aww, I lʘve yʘu, tʘʘ, my lʘvable fish dʘrk~! <3 {

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HEY. L44444X.~ WHEN. 4RE. WE. GONN4. H4NG. OUT. 4G4IN. I. MISS. Y4.

} ʘH SHIT! {

} The great dragʘn slut has cʘme tʘ greet me! {

} And eyyyyyyyyy, what up, Eri~! {

} Sʘrry we haven’t hang and shit! {

} I’ve been ʘn and ʘff lately! {

} Basically being a fucking hermit and playing games and all that crap! {

} It’s a damn curse! {

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5 and 13 for Laxy

If you do believe in the afterlife, what kind of afterlife do you think awaits you?

} Lʘts ʘf babes. At least I want tʘ believe it. I dunnʘ. Afterlife ʘrgy! {

If you had to choose a way to die, what would you choose?

} Anything that dʘesn’t invʘlve a dark fʘrest, then I’m gʘʘd with whatever way I die! {

} Buuuuuuuuuut I prefer nʘt tʘ die! {

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👰🌼 YOU KNOV VHOM

👰 Would my muse ever get married?

} Well, shit, heard abʘut this marry thing befʘre and fuck yeah I’d want tʘ get married. I lʘve Val a whʘle fucking lʘt, sʘ why the fuck nʘt, right?! {

🌼 Would my muse prefer a big wedding or a small wedding?

} BIG. I guess? IDK. Dʘes it matter? Cause I dʘn’t knʘw if it matters! {

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What's been eating up most of your time, Laxine?

} Well, despite gʘing arʘund the city and such, I ʘfficially quit my jʘb as a merc and... still managing that! {

} Thʘugh it’s still alright. Been getting mʘney frʘm the brʘthel I wʘrk at and the tips I get help a FUCKING lʘt! {

} My ancestʘr keeps suggesting tʘ be an entertainer like her ʘn a fleet and I’m like fuck that. I dʘn’t want tʘ deal with fleet shit and all that. Ain’t tʘuching that with a 40 fʘʘt pʘle! {

} At this pʘint, I’m pretty much gaining the cʘurage, and figuring ʘut hʘw I’m gʘnna wʘrd it, speak tʘ Val’s mʘirail, Fekete, ʘn her jʘb ʘffer she gave me a while back tʘ wʘrk at her club! {

} Weird I get nervʘus and shit nʘw fʘr getting a jʘb. Wasn’t like that when I gʘt the jʘb tʘ becʘme a mercenary! {

} Shit is wack, yʘ! {

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How have things with Valter been lately Lax?

} Gʘʘd as shit! {

} Despite me being absent half the time, everything’s all gʘʘʘʘʘʘʘʘʘʘd! {