location / time : a couple days after cemetery shiz, laz and dw’s attic hang-out
status: closed to @lazarusdoe
It’d been ages since they had spent any real quality time with Laz. With everything that was going on lately, they feel like they’ve been kind of a shit friend. Laz may have not been directly impacted by the cemetery heist that happened a couple days earlier, but that didn’t mean the urge to catch up and check in with them was lessened any, especially after hearing some of the rumors about them and Daydreamer that were making their rounds.
Eager to finally change their shit friend status, that morning they shoot Laz a text which “read”: 🍺🍕👻?? Which they know Laz would understand immediately, and the other villain’s similar response of an eggplant amongst some other choice emojis confirmed their plans were a go for that night.
And so a few hours later there they were, shouldering their way into their little secret hang-out, where no one was bound to crash it except for the “ghost” that sometimes flickered the lights and liked knocking over the occasional empty bottle. Neither of them really believed the place was haunted, but that never stopped either of them from affectionately naming the fictitious specter Bert.
When they finally reach Laz, they set the pizza box and container of hot wings they brought with them near the other villain, before slumping down next to them on the couch someone had hauled up there ages ago. They waste no time in making themself comfortable by throwing their legs over Laz’s lap, and grabbing a bottle of beer that was nearby.
“Figures the only way I could get you to hang out with me was the offer of free food and my undivided attention,” they tease, before taking a drink. “The pizza guy thought we broke up, swear to god.”
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