#lazyboned

[dumpsterchad]

@lazyboned spoke:  * listen, pal, there's only room for one funny little guy in town. get lost.

“OH-HOHAEHEHO!  SO  YOU  THINK  YOU’VE  [cornered  the  market!]  ON  FUNNY.  LITTLE.  GUYS.  EH?”  Spamton  slaps  his  knee,  feeling  it  slide  over  a  little  as  a  result.  He’s  really  gotta  get  that  fixed...

                    “LOOK  OUT  EVERYBODY!  [it’s  a  bird!  it’s  a  plane!]  IT’S  A  REAL  B  I  G    S  H  O  T  !”  With  a  tiny  little  wheeze,  the  puppet  nearly  falls  over.  “WHAT’S  A  [$0.94]  RAWHIDE  LIKE  YOU  DOING  HERE  ANYWAYS?”

[theirmercyarch]

lazyboned replied to your post: " * and what about you? are you happy? because he...

why did sans from undertale say the fuck word

[bravest-archived]

lazyboned replied to your post: friendship  ended  with  amour’s  sans,   now ...

what about me

if  you  hug  her  soff  without  killing  her  ur  in .

[vojvode]

* if you ever set fire to car, it would be called a ... van pyre.

[theirmercyarch]

@lazyboned || s.c.

      * don’t lemme get under yer skin       * ‘m just passin’ by and all

[theirmercyarch]

lazyboned replied to your post:            * .  .  . fuck

not allowed

     * ☞🕆👍😐

[dustedscarf-blog]

lazyboned replied to your post

everything in u/ndertale exists solely to serve s/ans’ characterization actually, no other characters exist, just s/ans

BONED.  oh no im sorry youre so right, the human only exists to give s/ans angst cause boo - hoo timelines (or to make s/ans a lovable dad figure). t/oriel only exists for puns (which s/ans loves). a/sgore doesnt even exist. u/ndyne doesnt either. a/lphys is on thin ice but really she’s only there for more angst fodder. g/aster is THE BIGGEST DEAL IN THE WHOLE GAME CAUSE S/ANS HAS A WEAPON CALLED THE G/ASTER BLASTER !!!!!

[bakeweb-blog]

* heya, muffet - y'might be wonderin' where i know your name from? well ... i found in on the world wide ... web.

❝  * AHUHUHU~  striped shirt was right!   you’re all funny bones!  ❞