#lb: lots

[jewishsuperfam]

So like, I'm pretty sure that Princess is my favorite episode of LotS.

I still have 9 episodes left of the show, but I have a suspicion that Princess will still be my favorite.

Cara's general perfection and badassery.

Kahlan's BAMF-ness.

The old dude having a crush on crossdressing!zedd.

Kahlan's hilariousness in the end.

Cara's hotness.

Also, Cara in a dress.

Cara worrying about Kahlan and just generally being adorable.

Cara and Kahlan quite obviously being in love with each other.

Like, dude, this episode is fucking perfect.

[jewishsuperfam]

Once, long ago, I was training a slave, Who endeavored most stubbornly not to behave. So I cut off a finger or two with a knife, And threatened to slaughter his child and his wife. Then I stripped him down naked and strung him to a horse, I dragged him through miles of bramble and gorse. I poured salt in his wounds, and rolled him in rubble. And that was the last time he gave any trouble.

Cara Mason

[jewishsuperfam]

lmfao. this guy. he's like, "well, this princess has lovely words, but cara has lovely cleavage. hmmmm."

[jewishsuperfam]

okay, Cara HAS to be in love with Kahlan, for all that she's enduring to rescue her.

[jewishsuperfam]

i love cara sfm. it actually hurts.

She's like, "You can make me wear a dress and makeup, and give me a fancy hairdo. You can make me curtsey and make me act like i'm inferior to men, just because i'm a woman. but you cannot force me to rhyme."

she is perfect, and i love her.

[jewishsuperfam]

So I'm pretty sure that season 2 of Legend of the Seeker is basically focused on turning Richard into as much of a Gary Stu as possible.

He now has 2 women, and another group of women, sworn to protect him with their lives.

He mastered his rage in one night.

He now has magic. And not just any magic, oh no. He has to have this incredibly powerful magic.

Seriously? It's like a terrible self-insert fic. The only redeeming quality is the Cara/Kahlan subtext.

[jewishsuperfam]

really, zedd? really?

i fucking cannot.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is not o-fucking-kay.

[jewishsuperfam]

are you fucking kidding me?

really?

zedd named himself king?

lmfao.