#lbp incorrect quotes

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SABA/LBP Incorrect Quotes #6:

Marlon: Say... What do you got there, champ?

Newton: (Pushing the Titan teat tin) ...New invention.

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SABA/LBP Incorrect Quotes #7:

Scarlet: Alright, truth ☝️ or dare ✌️?

Sackboy: ☝️!

Scarlet: How many hours in TOTAL have you slept this week?

Sackboy: ...✌️?

Scarlet: I DARE you to go to BED, Sackboy.

Sackboy: ...💧

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SABA/LBP Incorrect Quotes #5:

Narrator: Sackboy has sent you good vibes in your direction! They're coming.

Narrator: And there's nothing you can do to stop them.

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SABA/LBP Incorrect Quotes #4:

Vex: Even the Sacklings are one of the most- (Sackboy holds breath) Vex: -dangerous creatures in the world, so I built- (Sackboy pops) Vex: -this cage to keep them secure, so- (Sackboy pops out of door behind Vex) Vex: -there's no way it can- (looks) OH MY GOD-

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SABA/LBP Incorrect Quotes #3:

N.A.O.M.I: Greetings space travelers! It's a beautiful night tonight, and you're lying in bed and thinking to yourself "I wanna see some stars"! But how in the world are you gonna see the stars with these blinds in your home?? Short answer: simply pull back the blinds like so, and you're sure to see a breathtaking view of-

(N.A.O.M.I reveals Vex stealing the stars)

N.A.O.M.I: (Robotic screaming)

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SABA/LBP Incorrect Quotes #2:

Scarlet: Just a quick reminder: Be sure to greet any big encounter with enthusiasm!

(Vex Kicks down the door)

Vex: I'M SUPER DEPRESSED! :D

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SABA/LBP Incorrect Quotes #1:

Vex: Ah, Sackers, just in time! I'm sure you've noticed the nightmarish effects of my- 2D-TURVER!!!

Vex: And look at you, daw, you look so toon-y!

Sackboy: ..?

Vex: ...What, you don't like the lineart??

Sackboy: 🤷

Vex: Fine, fine... But you know what? Maybe I'll just switch to something TRULEY evil, like... Like NFTs!

Sackboy: ...

Sackboy: 🔫