#leafanask

[yourplantbuddy]

Hi wah!

- @woody-woodster

Hi Woody! I hope you're doing okay today! Is that a happy "wah" perhaps, or a sad one?

[yourplantbuddy]

...

[It stared intensely. It felt like it was staring into a mirror.]

-@retake-releaf

…I don’t like that?

[yourplantbuddy]

im in your house

- @typing-teardrop-returns

How long have you been here???

[yourplantbuddy]

hello leafy . i may or may not have used your pointy red gf to create a dark fountain

im lost now where am i tho.. thats the problem

-💧

...A dark what-now? What did you do to her?? Who's my girlfriend??? Teardrop what

[yourplantbuddy]

Wow!!! You're green!!!

But what if you could be greener than green.

…Nickel, did you get bit by a bug??? Are you okay friend??

[yourplantbuddy]

did you let her out of the cabinet is she dying

I DONT KNOW IF SHES OKAY???

[yourplantbuddy]

how did you not notice her in your under sink cabinet do you wash your dishes ma'am, your house ma'am

i put them above the sink, the dish soap is on the counter, and no, i havent washed the dishes since a few days ago. tomorrow is my dishwashing day. i do it every few days since i SHOULD be living alone

i was alone until teardrop came

[yourplantbuddy]

🫵

Ggghrhahgrh

@evil-leafy-evil-leafy-evil-leafy

oh. are. you okay