#learning slovak

[puppieskiss]

GUYS IM BEGGING WHY SLOVAK IS SO HARD

WHY DO THEY HAVE 3 DIFFERENT WAYS TO SAY THE LETTER A

WHY DO THEY HAVE ACCENTS ON CONSONANTS

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE

[multilingualpotato]

My Favorite Slovak Songs

Hi there, ready for some Slovak music?  ♡

Kristína - Ta ne

Majk Spirit & Celeste Buckingham - I Was Wrong  - she sings in English but the rapping part is in Slovak and they are both Slovak

No Name - Prvá

Palo Habera - Boli sme raz milovaní

Kristína - Si pre mňa best

Peter Nagy - Kristínka iba spí

Elán - Voda čo ma drží nad vodou

Kristína - Pri oltári

Peha - Spomaľ

No Name - Lekná

Peha - Muoj Bože

Kristína - V sieti ťa mám

Peha - Za tebou

[tesserariuss]

pičný chlp

Slovak unit of length; lit. transl. - pube of a cunt

“Unikol som smrti o pičný chlp.” - I escaped death by a pube of a cunt.

“Minul som bránku o pičný chlp.” - I missed the net by a pube of a cunt.

“Náboj minul moje gule o pičný chlp.” - The bullet missed my balls by a pube of a cunt.

[firefly-girl1]

I just woke up from a nightmare that my language stays at the level it is at the whole year and never gets better. And it feels 1/2 true. The past week I've had a mental block where I could learn vocabulary, but my grammar learning has just come to a screeching stop. Maybe I should go study now. Yeah, that seems like a good idea. Who cares if it's 6 in the morning. Language learning matters!

[tesserariuss]

pičovanie (verb, often expressive) \ˈpēchovanyie\ - means of achieving spiritual enlightenment and/or immediate stress release exclusive for Slovak nationals; emotionally charged commenting; Slovak recollection of the events of the day at work and/or school.  (lit. - cunting) (inf. - pičovať; to cunt)

[tesserariuss]

"Mám ťa v piči."

- an old Slovak conversation stopper. Used for concluding unpleasant human interaction with high efficiency. (phon. maam-tya-v-peachy)