Nov 17, 2017
WORM #1: PRIMARY LEARNWORM
If this worm’s appearance didn’t clue you in to its love of learning, its personality sure will, because that’s all it ever talks about.
Connoisseur of “edutainment” software, the PRIMARY LEARNWORM is maybe the biggest loser in the books, which is coincidentally where it lives.
The worm’s diet consists almost exclusively of lined paper and crayons, which gives its insides the unfortunate effect of being both crunchy and waxy at the same time.
Its appreciation of 3rd grade educational material gets it so giddy that it won’t stop consuming the content. Thus, it rarely ever sleeps, only falling into slumber when it no longer has the energy to move on.