#leasarfatirps

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me about the desktop: gives up

bev: only pussies give up

me: what's that saying???

you are what you eat???

bev: go away

literally tho wHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

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leasarfatirps:

ur so mean to me

please, princess

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me: also i'm p sure i'm not leaving u again for awhile

bev: m e a n

me: I SAIDI 'M NOT

bev: OH

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bev: some day when you're not here

i will creep into your ask box

and leave you a daddy message

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me: are u gonna kick my ass

bev: yes

i'm gonna take your ass downtown

me: can we go to china town?

bev: yes

we'll stop for some chinese first

me: and bubble tea?

bev: maybe

i've never had bubble tea and it kind of scares me

me: DOES BUBBLE TEA TAKE YOUR SOUL TOO

bev: SHUT UP

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bev: because i love abandoning you

me: see i know that's a lie because i know u totes miss me hwen u don't talk to me

bev:

i can neither deny nor confirm

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leasarfatirps replied to your post

my bff from school is getting married in June and I'm like ???

omfg really? i think one of mine is on the track to being engaged ~~~ 

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leasarfatirps replied to your post:Did you just call dinosaur eggs your children..?

why would you compare yourself to that fuckboy Dex. You’re like 9000x bettah than ross.

bc paleontology and dinosaurs