excuse me? EXCUSE ME??? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE- oh hey there!! hihihi this is another tickle fic for our favorite god of mischief with a friend's sona!! i think its super cute and i really liked doing the research for the rambles at the beginning- also!! i know in the Loki tv show, its revealed that Asgardian is an old-timey Norwegian, but i think Icelandic looks cooler lmao- the translations are super finnicky so if any of them are weird thats why- anyways!! i hope you enjoy!!
this is a fic requested by @softcloudystars!! thank you so much for the request!! <3333
this is for TKTober using the prompt list by @august-anon
Melt
Words: 2,868 Pairing: Ler!Loki, Lee!Sammy Prompt: Melt
The hum of activity in the Avengers compound had settled into its late-afternoon lull. The others were scattered. Tony had locked himself in the lab, Steve had retreated to the gym, and Natasha had vanished somewhere that was decidedly not anyone else's business. For once, the main common room was quiet, quiet except for the sound of one particularly enthusiastic mortal holding court over the coffee table like it was his personal podium.
Sammy was perched sideways on the arm of the couch, legs swinging as though gravity was more of a polite suggestion than a rule. His curly blonde hair bounced with every emphatic gesture of his hands, his voice bubbling with excitement as he rattled off his latest obsession.
"-and that's why Snorri Sturluson probably got it wrong. See, in some versions, you don't just borrow Freyja's falcon cloak, you're described as actually shapeshifting into a bird yourself, which makes way more sense if you think about how many forms you canonically took. I mean, who borrows a magic cloak when you've already got your own polymorph ability on tap, right?"
Sammy hardly paused for breath, his words tumbling over each other in a rush. He leaned forward conspiratorially, eyes sparkling as if he were delivering forbidden knowledge to an eager pupil. "And don't even get me started on the whole... your children thing. Half the sagas can't decide if Sleipnir was a gift, a punishment, or just Tuesday afternoon after a particularly bad bet. Like, buddy, you became the mother of an eight-legged horse, what were you doing that weekend?!"
Across from him, Loki lounged on the couch in what could only be described as a study in practiced disinterest. He was sprawled with predatory grace, long legs crossed, one arm draped lazily along the backrest. A book sat open in his lap, untouched for the better part of an hour. The God of Mischief's emerald eyes glinted as they tracked the mortal's animated movements, though his expression remained maddeningly unreadable.
"Do continue," Loki drawled, his voice smooth as glass. "It is endlessly entertaining to hear you recite butchered versions of my people's history as though you're any kind of authority on the matter."
Sammy froze mid-sentence, blinking wide-eyed. "Hey, hey, I didn't butcher anything! I researched this! Extensively! Do you know how many PDFs I had to dig through? My poor Google Drive is crying." He jabbed a finger at Loki, his grin reappearing like lightning. "Besides, you didn't deny it. Which means I'm at least kind of right."
Loki's lips curved upward in the faintest smirk. "Or perhaps I simply enjoy watching you flap your tongue like an overexcited sparrow. There is a certain... charm to your delusion."
Sammy gasped. "Delusion?? Sir, I'll have you know this is top-tier scholarship!!" He leaned closer, practically vibrating with the need to press the point. "You can't just say 'oh it's a delusion myeh myeh myeh' and expect me to sit down quietly like a good little mortal. I know things now. You'd best bet I'm gonna one-up you in trivia night."
"Trivia night," Loki repeated, the words dripping with disdain, lifting a single brow in that imperious way that made mortals wilt. "You believe centuries of wisdom, battle, sorcery, and lived experience could be bested by a parlor game played with cheap pens and cheaper beer?"
Sammy grinned all the wider. "If the shoe fits!!"
The smirk twitched into something sharper, but Loki said nothing. He let the mortal continue, watching the way Sammy's hands windmilled through the air as he launched into another tangent about mythological inconsistencies.
"-and then, in the Prose Edda, there's the whole debate about whether the mead of poetry was actually honey-based or more symbolic, which is hilarious because you'd think if anyone knew what they were drinking, it'd be the Vikings. But nope! Historians are still arguing about it a thousand years later. Bet you didn't expect me to have that up my sleeve, huh~?" Sammy leaned precariously close, balancing on the couch arm with a grin like a cat that had gotten into the cream. His nose was only a foot from Loki's, his voice lowering into a triumphant singsong. "Face it, Reindeer Games~! You've been out-nerded by a mortal!"
For a long, weighted second, Loki did not move. His eyes locked onto Sammy's with quiet intensity, the air between them thrumming like a drawn bowstring. Then, ever so slowly, the corners of his mouth curled upward.
"Adorable," he murmured.
The single word landed like a thunderclap. Sammy's grin faltered. Heat flushed instantly across his cheeks. He sputtered something incoherent, then abruptly swung himself off the couch arm, boots thudding on the floor. "Nope!! Nope, nope, nope, you don't get to call me that, we're not doing this!!"
Loki's chuckle followed him as he half-skipped, half-fled toward the kitchen. "Oh, but we are~."
And for the first time all afternoon, Loki closed his book.
Sammy had just enough time to grab a glass of water from the kitchen counter before he realized he'd made a tactical error.
Because Loki had followed him.
The god leaned against the doorframe with the ease of someone who owned the room simply by standing in it. His dark hair framed his face, shadows clinging to him despite the fluorescent kitchen lights. His smile was small, sharp, and far too amused.
Sammy, ever the brave little gremlin, sipped his water like nothing was wrong. "What? Did I break your brain with the mead-of-poetry thing? It's okay, Loki, happens to the best of us."
"You're rather proud of yourself, aren't you?" Loki asked, voice low.
"Obviously," Sammy replied, grin widening. "Do you know how many people get to say they managed to stump the Loki Laufeyson? Zero, zip, and nada. Until me!"
He expected an eye-roll, maybe a scoff. What he did not expect was for Loki to push off the doorframe, stride forward with liquid grace, and close the distance between them until the god was standing just behind him at the counter.
Sammy stiffened, glass halfway to his mouth. "Uh. Personal space, much?"
"Personal space is a Midgardian invention," Loki murmured, leaning down so his breath brushed Sammy's ear. "We had no need for such things in Asgard."
Sammy's grip on the glass wobbled. "T-thahat's... that's cultural appropriation of my bubble," he managed, the words breaking into a laugh he couldn't quite contain. "Seheriously, you're doing that voice thihing againnn-"
The voice thing only got worse. Loki bent lower, his lips nearly grazing the curve of Sammy's ear as he spoke in a tongue Sammy didn't recognize. The syllables were rough and rolling, ancient, with a cadence that made the hairs on his neck stand up.
"Þú ert ljósið sem hrærir skugga míns hjarta," Loki whispered.
Sammy's brain short-circuited. His first instinct was to blurt, 'Oh my god, that's hot-' but his survival instincts barely caught it in time. Instead, he spluttered, "Youhu-!! You can't just-!! Say elvish incantations in people's eehears!! That's cheating!!"
Loki chuckled, the sound low and predatory. "Not elvish, little sparrow. Asgardian. An endearment."
Sammy went red so fast it was a miracle he didn't ignite. "You-!! Youhu cahan't juhust-!! That's-!! Nope, no thank you, denied, vetoed!!" He twisted on his heel to escape, but Loki was faster. A hand pressed to the counter on either side of him, caging him in.
"You're trembling," Loki observed softly. His breath skated across Sammy's ear again. "How curious, that such a sunny little mortal could be undermined by mere words~."
Sammy tried to retort, but what came out was a squeaky burst of laughter as Loki let a single finger trail feather-light up the side of his neck. He yelped, shoulders jerking up defensively. "H-HheehEy!! Thahahat's cheheheating, toohoo!!"
"Is it~?" Loki purred, tracing again, slower this time, barely-there touches that sent ticklish sparks racing over Sammy's skin. "I've done nothing but speak. Surely such a... learned scholar such as yourself can endure a whisper~?"
Sammy dissolved into helpless giggles, twisting against the counter. "YOuHuhu- youhuhu KNohohow exahactly whahat you're dohohoing!!" he accused, his words stammered through laughter.
"Indeed I do." Loki's smirk was audible, his tone smug as velvet. He dipped close again, voice dropping to a murmur that brushed warm against Sammy's ear. "Tell me, sunshine... just how many obscure sagas will protect you from me~?"
Sammy squealed out a laugh, burying his face in his hands. "Thihihis ihihis illehegal!!! Thehere's gohohotta be a lahahaw about this sohohomewhereee-!!"
Loki hummed, a sound of deep, satisfied amusement. "Not here, little mortal~. Not with me~."
And Sammy realized, with dawning horror (and delight), that Loki had no intention of stopping any time soon. Sammy had survived plenty of ridiculous situations since moving into the Avengers compound. He'd been caught in Stark's half-finished drone prototypes, used as bait during a prank war with Peter, and once gotten his hoodie caught in the doors of the Quinjet. He had not, however, been prepared for the unholy combination of Loki's velvet voice and feather-light fingers.
"Hold still~," Loki crooned, as though Sammy weren't already practically folded in half trying to escape the brush of those hands.
"WH- nOhohoho!!! Ihihi refuhuhuse to pahaharticipate in whatever Asgardian tohohorture thihis ihihis!!" Sammy gasped, laughter spilling out before he could clamp it down. His shoulders were hunched to his ears, his whole body curled like a spring.
Loki, naturally, looked as composed as ever, cool as a cucumber. He was half leaning against the counter, one arm lazily blocking Sammy's escape route, while the other hand traced slow, maddening lines up the side of his neck. Not scratching or pressing, just barely grazing, like the ghostly shadow of a touch.
Sammy squealed and kicked uselessly at the cabinet behind him. "S-SihIhiHihirrr!! M-Mihihister Mihihischihief!! Evihihil deheheity!!! Dohoho youhuhu mihihihind????"
"Oh, not in the slightest~," Loki purred.
And then he bent lower, lips brushing dangerously close to the shell of Sammy's ear. He spoke again in that ancient tongue, consonants rolling like thunder, vowels stretched low and intimate.
"Þín hlátur er sætari en mjaðr~."
Sammy's giggles spiked into full-blown laughter, his knees giving out so he half-sank against the counter. "YoUHuHuHu cHAhahahAn't JuhUHust shaahHAy EldrIhihihitch pihiHiHIckup lIHIhInes and ExpEhehEHEct mEHehEHHE toHoHoHoHo- suuuHUhUHuRvIhIhIve!!!"
"I think you'll survive quite nicely~," Loki murmured. His hand shifted, thumb stroking just under Sammy's jawline, sending another shock of helpless laughter through him. "Though I must admit, seeing you unravel is... delightful~."
Sammy flailed, trying to duck, but Loki caught him with ease. One long arm curled around his middle, pulling him flush against the god's chest as though he weighed nothing. Sammy kicked and wriggled, but it was trying to fight a marble statue that also happened to have the most infuriating smirk in the Nine Realms.
"ThiHIhihis IhIHiHisn't fahHAhaIr!!!" Sammy yapped between gasps of laughter. "YouHuHuHu're SuhuhuhUpPosed to behEHehe theheeh scaHhahAHry viHiHihiLlain guHUhUY!!! NohOHohOt- whiHIhisper-sohoHorcery tihIHIHickle MohohOHnster!!!"
"Monster~?" Loki echoed, amused. His lips grazed Sammy's ear again, and this time he deliberately exhaled a slow breath across the sensitive skin.
Sammy yelped and jumped, doubling over in Loki's hold with frantic giggles. "AhahahAH!! Youhhu knOhohow whahahat youhUhu're doHoHoing!! YouhUhuhu absohOHolutely knoHoHow whahaHAht youhuhu're DOhOhOIng!!"
"I've known many things, sunshine~," Loki replied smoothly. "What I didn't know is how enlightening your reactions would be. A mortal, rendered helpless by a breath, a whisper, and a touch." He dragged his fingertips down the curve of Sammy's neck again, relishing the way the boy's laugh cracked high-pitched and desperate. "You melt so easily~."
Sammy tried to rally. He puffed his cheeks, wheezing, "NohohOHo!! NohoHope, Ihihi'm resiHIhihisting!! LoHooOhook at thihihis steheheheel wihihihill!!" He punctuated the declaration with more helpless snickers, his whole body shaking against Loki's.
Loki chuckled, the sound reverberating through his chest and into Sammy's back. "Steel, hm~? You, little sparrow, are butter on a Midgardian summer day."
"RuhuHuHUDE!!!" Sammy squealed, though the laugh that followed ruined any chance of indignation. He buried his face in his hands, trying to block out the sound of Loki's voice.
But Loki, of course, was merciless. He leaned down, his mouth close enough that his words vibrated against Sammy's skin. "Do not hide from me~. I want to hear you. Every gasp, every giggle, every little squeal~."
Sammy practically collapsed. His knees buckled again, and if not for Loki's steady arm around his waist, he would've slid to the floor in a heap. His laughter turned breathless, broken up by hiccups of protest. "L-Lohohoki, plEhehehehaseee!! IhIhihi cahahan'ttt!!!"
"You can," Loki corrected gently. "And you will, until I decide otherwise."
Sammy thumped a weak fist against his captor's arm, more symbolic than threatening. "YouhuhUhu're ehehehehevilll!!!"
"And yet," Loki whispered, brushing his lips so close to Sammy's ear it was almost a kiss, "you're enjoying this as much as I am~."
Sammy melted outright. His arms dropped, his head thunked back against Loki's shoulder, and laughter spilled freely without even a token resistance. His voice was hoarse, his grin wild and uncontainable. "Y-Youhuhu're the wohohoHOhorsttt!!!"
"And you are exquisite when you're being tickled," Loki said, victorious. By the time Loki maneuvered them both back into the living room, Sammy was in tatters. His giggles still sputtered out in little bursts, his cheeks glowing pink, his curls sticking damply to his forehead. He barely had time to realize what was happening before Loki sat down with regal ease on the couch and drew Sammy straight into his lap.
"W-Wahahahit, nohohohonononoohoho!!" Sammy yelped, flailing as he was unceremoniously arranged across the god's thighs with his back against his chest like a wayward kitten. His heels kicked the air uselessly. "YOuhuhu cahahahn't-!!"
Loki's arm looped easily around his waist, securing him in place. "I can," Loki said smoothly. "And I have."
Sammy wriggled, tried to squirm sideways, but every attempt just brought him tighter against Loki's chest. It was hopeless, and he knew it. He groaned, throwing his head back dramatically. "Thiihihis ihihis uhuhunlahahawful imprihihisonmenttt! Sohohomeone call HR."
"Mm," Loki hummed, resting his chin atop Sammy's curls as though they were simply having a casual conversation. His free hand rose, fingers brushing feather-light at the base of Sammy's neck. "File your complaint after."
Sammy's squeaky laugh cracked out before he could bite it down. "AhaHAHah!! LohOhokiiiii, youhUhu're nohohot eveheheN tryhyhyHying tohoho be fahahahirrr!!"
"Where in my job description does it say I have to be fair?" Loki purred, lips curling close to Sammy's ear. "I am enjoying myself far too much." He let his fingers dance lazily up Sammy's throat to the edge of his jawline, tracing arcs so delicate they could hardly be felt... except that Sammy felt everything.
He squirmed like mad, clutching at Loki's sleeve in a useless attempt to fend off the sensations. "NNoHohOhOhooooo!! LohoHohokiHIHihiiiii!!" Sammy dissolved into giggles, half from Loki's teasing and half from the fingertips teasing over the dip just behind his ear.
Loki shifted him higher, until Sammy was practically curled sideways across his lap, pinned snug in a circle of long arms. One hand traced phantom patterns along the slope of his neck, while the other anchored firmly at his waist, keeping him from tumbling free. Sammy's laughter spilled and sputtered, rising helplessly whenever Loki leaned in to murmur another line in Asgardian.
"Þú gleður mig meira en allir hirðmennirnir.~"
"WhahAHAaht DohohohEs thahAHaht eEheven mHehehehehann!!!" Sammy squealed, trying to bury his face in Loki's chest to escape.
Loki chuckled, his breath warm against Sammy's temple. "You don't need the translation, little one. Your laughter tells me enough."
Finally, when Sammy was nearly boneless in his lap, Loki let his hands still. The giggles trickled into soft, exhausted chuckles. Sammy lay slumped against him, chest heaving, face crimson.
"See~?" Loki murmured, smoothing a curl from Sammy's forehead with surprising gentleness. "You endure, you shine brighter for it."
Sammy groaned, hiding his face in Loki's chest. "Cheatinggg..." he whined.
Loki's laugh rumbled low and satisfied. "Everything about me is cheating, sunshine. You should know that by now."
For a while, the only sound in the common room was Sammy's uneven breathing and the quiet hum of Loki's amusement. The mortal was slumped entirely against him, limbs sprawled bonelessly, his laughter spent. His curls were damp with sweat.
"You're smug," Sammy muttered at last, voice muffled against the dark green fabric of Loki's tunic.
"Correct." Loki's lips twitched.
Sammy's grin betrayed him. He wanted to pout, to regain some kind of footing, but every attempt at indignation collapsed into a warm glow in his chest. He shifted, nestling deeper against Loki's chest with a contented sigh.
For a long moment, Loki simply watched him, eyes narrowing as though studying a riddle he hadn't solved. Then, in a tone softer and more fond than Sammy had ever heard from him, he whispered another line of Asgardian, low and careful:
"Þú ert minn yndislegi gleðigjafi."
Sammy blinked up at him, dazed. "Huh?"
Loki smiled and patted Sammy's head. "Perhaps one day I will tell you. For now... you do not need the translation."
Sammy flushed scarlet, quickly burying his face back in Loki's chest before Loki could see. "Ruhude..." he mumbled, though a small laugh behind it betrayed his delight.






