Ok- WHY HAS THIS WEEK BEEN FUCKIN INSANE-
STARTING OFF LAST WEEKEND I THINK- I was invited over to sleepover- and ya know how that went- NOT EVEN DURING THE SLEEPOGER MY ASS GOD FUCKIN TKED-
My fucking, crazy asshole friend in question FUCKIN PUT BOTH OF HIS HANDS ON MY NECK AND THE MOMWNT THAT FUCKIN HAPPENED- good lord I sounded like a girl- "but arent you-" HAHA YES AND I HATE AND LOVE IT BUT...I sounded like- SO UN BADASS LIKIKE - UAAGGHHHH MY BADASS ALT ASTHETIC EVERYTHING THAT I PUT MY HEART AND SOUL INTO GONE RGH THE PAIN THE PAAAAIIINN. I DIDNT EVEN KNOW I COULD SOUND SO UTTETLY LIKE THAAAAAT-
thankfully his ass didn't do it again- and if the fucker does I'm ripping his throat out-
Sooo now we have the second thing......the evil puppies..... yes as much as I looove cats my heart also has a place for the adorble evil puppies. Why do I call them evil you may ask WELL TH3SE FUCKERS LIICK THR WHIT OUTTA YA THE MOMENT YA WALK IN- MY ASS TRIED TO SIT AND I WAS BUNBARDED BYE NOT ONE OR TWO BUT FUCKING THREE LITTLE PUPPIES- now I wouldn't complain- IF I THOUGHT THAT THEY DIDNT TK WHEN THEY LICK.UR NECK AND EARS- ESPECIALLY THE FUCKING EARS.
Litterally I thought that they never would tk I read it fics ans just went meh but my god i was fuclim wrong- and apparently thr smallest od the bunch aka the faaaaavprite puppy- decided let's play a game of I'm gonna lick your ear while you aren't looking FIVES TIMES- BY HIDJNG IM THE STAIRS AND RHEN GOING TO THE COUCHBTO GIVE A LICK LICK-
GOD DAMN DOGGIE I WILL absolutely smother you with love but my god if you do that aaagaaaaaainnnnn- I DONT KNOW NOW I CANT GET MAD AT HER SHES TOO CUTE L-
And then I may have witnessed stuff here and thwre totally acted normal may or may not have but myself in a mood right after annnd sleepover went mostly well-
Same usual jumbles when I get home read a fic get flustered see a pic of your favorite charecter get wrecked EVEN MORE FLUSTERED AND OF COURAE CQNT FORGET YOUR COMPLIMENTA4Y MALADATIVE DAYDREAMING OF PART 2 OF WAYS TO TORTURE YOURSELF BY MAKING YOU REPLY OVER AND OVER SCENES OF UR OCS GETTING THEIR ASS HANDED INz
But today- oh my god- I litterally wanted to pass out qnd die.
So some of yall know that I know the All mighty and famous tumbler blooooger and author trashyswitch. Really good author makes fantastic fics hiiiighly recommended reading her shit. I don't know how a person like me ahem back in the day even got to meet this famous queen. I dont know how I don't know why but I did and I get to say I know a famous person on the tk community SO BEAT THQT SHIT-
Annnyywhooo- day started out normal I chilled watched some anime on my biggest anime needes to finish. Anime was Nana highly recommended and then I got a text from my friend Nico. Asking me if I knew this particular person. Wont say because I DONT WANT HER FINDINF MY BLOG AND FINDINF OUT HOW MUCH IM A BIG FAN OF HER RELATAVLE CONTENT AND HER DOWN RIGHT FUCKING CRAZY LER SHIT THAT MADE ME FALL APART-
Soo when I first saw it I was like okkk I thiiink I knew her and aftwr a hand of a finding somewhere to go to uh have some private time so I can look at my shit in piece I found out I knew her and I knew her all to well. And ya know what happened aft3r I said I knew her-
Mu friend simply casually said "oh I'm wrecking her"
Friend "Wrekxing her w r e "
Me " yeah yeah I got it but that's hsnsjqja and I'm a big big fan- and you know her-"
"SO do ya wanna meet her? 🙂😜"
HOW THE HELL DID THEY FUCKING EVEN MEET- NOT TO EVEN MENTION WHY THE HELL YOU DRAGGINT ME DOWN TO MEET THIS PERAON ANYWAY- YOU KNOW IM NOT GOOE WITH FUCKIN SOCIAL INTERACTION-
So I get in I meet her and then- she fucking starts- SHE FUCKIN- STARTS BY SAYINF HOW IM A BIG QSS LEE AND SHIT AND IM GOIMG ARE YOU INSANE YOU I- I JUST MWT THIS PERSONQ ND UR GONNA TELL HER ALL THAT ITS LIKE WHEN I MET TRASHY SWITCH FOR THE FIRST TIME EXCEPT UR GOING STRIAGHT INTO THE FEATHERS AND WIGGLING FINGERS-
sp yeah km fine I'm totally fine- SOMEONE FUCLINF HELLPPP MEEEEEE-