there is something mysterious going on aka my left pointer finger has been receiving all sorts of random maltreatment for the past like two weeks and i'd like to think that this is not significant in any way but idk all signs point to cosmic intervention (!!!!!!!1!!) last week i sliced open the pad on a can of refried beans and it hurt a lot and bled and then yesterday for some reason i felt i really needed to move the frying pan right away while i was making eggs and grabbed it and burned the hell out of the same finger and then just like 20 minutes ago i was in front of the mirror looking at how my makeup had distributed itself all on my face while i was asleep and i moved and SLICED THE SAME FINGER ON THE SIDE OF THE MIRROR GLASS which man oh man is so painful and i am like slightly woozy because it bled a lot and hurts ooh also this is the finger that i chopped off part of it a few years ago while cutting celery and then i didn't have to practice my clarinet for like a week heheh