#legacyofinfamy

[agentmikaweston]

HI I LOVE YOU

“And I love you too, that doesn’t explain why my good sheets are bloody.”

[human-disast3r]

Retraction and correction:

“Uh, no, the best part is at the end when Joe hits Ryan with a 2x4!”

[human-disast3r]

So.... Ryan’s back? I don’t know what goes in these announcements. Mostly I’m sorry I vanished without a trace and all. RP was getting to be a bit much there for a while.

As a side note, @legacyofinfamy is watching the first Following ep right now and just announced “the best part!” as Ryan’s about to get stabbed.

[agentweston]

Ship meme :nest of ravens

send me a ship and I will tell you

who asked who first

Joe, he’s a romantic

who usually initiates things

Mika, who likes riling him up.

who is the first to talk about having kids

Joe, as he’s the one that thinks about it.

who makes sure date night happens often

It’s split even.

who is the bigger cuddler

Mika, even if Joe’s in the middle of writing.

who likes lazy morning sex more than wild evening sex

Joe.

who takes the longest in the shower

Mika, which then Joe has to join.

who always locks the bathroom door

Mika, for privacy.

who forgets to turn the washing machine on after putting all the washing in

Joe, he has books to write, you know.

who has to get up when the baby starts crying

Joe is up before the baby’s crying. He’s intuitive.

who makes a fuss about which brand of whatever they’re buying

Joe is about biscuits. Mika throws in oreos and grabs only name brand chips.

who always buys too many chocolates and sweets when they go shopping

Mika, Mika, Mika.

[mr-shepard-miller]

Psa

I would like to clear up that while I did not send that anon to agentmikeweston last night, I do send anons sometimes. As these are meant to be an unknown Shepard kind of tormenting Mika or taunting those around her such as the one I sent Legacyofinfamy. This may get racey but they will never bad mouth Mika since she is his obsession.

[ghostlyxserenade]

❝  I'm sleeping. Go away and close the door!  ❞

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[human-disast3r]

FBI Headquarters Washington, DC

Ryan takes a long drink from his coffee as he walks down the long basement tunnel, the walls of which are painted a really awful puce green.

"SA Hardy, are you familiar with an agent named Joe Carroll?"

"By reputation, yes." Oxford-educated psychologist, wrote a monograph on serial killers and the occult that's helped catch a handful of psychopaths over the past decade. Generally considered to be the best analyst in the violent crime section.

"We're assigning you to work with him. On a project... outside the bureau's mainstream. Are you familiar with the so-called x-files?"

They're bullshit, that's what they are. Unexplained phenomena, his ass. Field reports on the vailidity of the work, debunking this idiocy, this is his life now? He'd been this close to quitting on the spot. This close.

The sad thing is, he's actually read Carroll's work, both his book on serial killers and the man's novel. He'd been interested when he'd transferred down from New York, after hearing the man also works in DC. But then the man had apparently gone crazy, constantly going on about aliens and transforming himself into a laughingstock.

And yet here Ryan is. In the basement of the Hoover building, probably breathing in mold spores and asbestos with every step. After approximately ten extra minutes of wandering around, because virtually nothing is marked down here, he finally finds the right office. Steeling himself, he knocks.

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