#legendarily screwed

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Okay so i been procrastinating slightly, so tell me what to write!

Legendarily Screwed chapter 1 reworked

Hollow Knight False

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Superheroes and Betrayal

Voting ended onFeb 28, 2023

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So what is your guys option on me sending False to Pokémon, basically I isekai’d her to a mix of the games/anime without any/most of her memories and see what crazy stuff would happen if she and Ash are within 5 feet of each other. (This idea literally happened because I’m hyperfixing on Pokémon and False)

(Inspiration for this idea comes from False’s own Videos with Empires season 2)

The plot changes quite a lot, one thing is that Team Rocket (Jessie, James, Moewth) become semi good, aka become what their motto says ‘protect the world from devastation, to unite all people in our nation’, they try to steal False’s and Ash’s Pokémon until Kalos where they realize they kinda like helping save the world a whole lot more because of the praise they get when they do.

Ash would still get Pikachu + he’ll be a minor psychic, he would be able to understand Pokémon with practice.

False would be an Aura adapter, because I headcanon her with having magic. Her starter would be a female Eevee

The Eevee would be extremely shy and she would flee at any moment.

Absolutely no romance, False would be 15 in this and Ash is 10, they also won’t age throughout the entire thing because Palkia and Dialga had messed some things up when False had gotten send over.

They will probably have a sibling like bond later on, and they’ll be over powered at some point

Ash will have different Pokémon then what in the anime because I’m not rewatching every season, and there will be way more Legendaries then what we know Ash sees. (I wanna say there will be at least a 100+ because of regional overlap and how one legendary can’t be everywhere at once, and because of how shiny hunting works in the games)

And we won’t be following the same pattern of moves, basically if I think a Pokémon can learn a move they will, I don’t really care out the set Pokémon move sets and they’ll be able to use more then four moves (unlike the games)

We’ll see a more scientific view of the Pokémon world while keeping some of the light hearted stuff.

The time line is Kanto, Orange Islands, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova (my favorite), Kalos, Alola, Galar, and whatever is the 9th region.

-Small Excerpt-

The ground was scratchy and her body felt sore, her eyes closed as her face lays resting on the digging and itchy ground, her chest heaves with each breath, her mouth dry. She cracks her eyes open see the glare of the sun reflect off of the aqua blue water, shadows of fish skirting across the bitten on the water. She rolls her shoulder and she forces her body to move upwards to a sitting position.

Eyes focus on the water as she struggles to think, before glancing down at her own body, a simple white and red striped tee and a pair of battered, dirt covered shorts, and a pair of military black boots, her skin scarred, some thin and smooth and and others think and puffy pink scars warp of milky pale skin.

A frown comes across her face as she runs a finger over the worst of the scars, she can’t remember how she had gotten it or any of them.

A moment of Panic rushes through her head and she searches for a name, any sort of name, coming up blank every time.

She closes her eyes, focusing on the waves and breathing in time with how each wave crashes on the beach inches from her stretched out legs.

‘False’

Yeah, False

That’s her name. 

A bubbled laugh leaves her throat, tilting her head to the sun, she lets hysteria run freely from her lips.

Her name is False, and she will survive to find out what else she is missing.

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(These recording give us an insight on False’s thoughts as she travels with Ash, and how her life was before, also I am planning making this a fully flesh fanfic, with the recordings included but my tumblr will have stuff that the fanfic doesn’t)

— this means talking directly in the recorder —

{this is the start and ending of the recorder}

[this is stuff that happened in the background]

Voice Recording 5

{The recording starts, we hear the noise of static and the soft breathing of a person}

— This is False, currently on route 1 and is now dealing with a disobeying Pikachu, a shy Eevee who is my own starter and a 10 year old who has no self prevention instincts. —

— I’ve been debating on what I should call my Eevee, she seems very shy and hasn’t really left the ‘pokeball’ that I was given by Professor Oak. —

— Admittedly I do not know much about Pokémon but I do know mostly from rants from both the professor and Ash, is that for one) types matter and two) starters are you partners for life —

— Speaking of which my Eevee has seven different evolutions, and three of them are Kanto natives —

[In the Distance]

— Pika! Chuuuuu!!! —

// BBBTZZZ \\

[Back to False]

— And there goes Pikachu lighting Ash up again with what I believe to be either Thunderbolt, Thunder or Thundershock —

— You would like that Pikachu would at least electrify anything besides for the person holding his pokeball, so if Ash does die, Pikachu would still be restraint to the pokeball and eventually another trainer —

— My Eevee won’t even look in the direction of other Pokémon when I can convince her to leave the pokeball, she very shy and trying to get her to use tackle on Ratatas or Pigdeys, but she always ends up behind my legs and Ash or me would get attacked by the wild Pokémon instead. —

— I wonder a lot of what my life was before I was woke up on the beach, I didn’t know anything about this world, when I was asked to identify the 3 common starters the Professor Oak had in his lab and I couldn’t —

— A Charmander to me was just a orange lizard, it looked like a reptile to me with it’s tail on fire, which I guess makes it’s a fire type but I don’t understand what exactly are types and abilities, a Squirtle to me is just a blue turtle, which I was told was a water type and a Bulbasaur was a living plant, commonly known as the grass starter. —

— *Sigh* Though some people live by the typing and how some Pokémon are weak to some types and other are resistant to others. I have decided about a week before I was told to start my journey to raise my Pokémon and find my purpose, I have decided to figure out each Pokémon limits, sort of like a professor but also like a breeder when it comes to raising Pokémon and how moves and typing works. —

— I brought this idea up to Professor Oak the other day and told him how I wanted to see if I can break the simple rules of battle that everyone besides me seems to know. —

[Distant Shout of Frustration]

— Looks like Ash is trying to catch a Pidgey again, let’s see if I can actually train my Eevee —

{The recording turns off, the last thing we hear is a sigh. The recording is labeled number five but we don’t see any of the other one before it. We can question the main purpose of the recording but in the end we wait and see if we can find some others}

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There will be a slight delay for Legendarily Screwed, as I haven’t been able to sit down and write for long, but the first chapter should be out by Wednesday the 14th the latest (so a one day delay)

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when is Legendarily Screwed gonna come out?

It is currently in the works, has about 700 words for the first chapter, if everything works out it should be posted on my ao3 account and a link would be posted on my tumblr account, Monday the 12th or Tuesday the 13th with at least 2k words. Feel free to bother me if it doesn’t

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A Chapter 3, finally into the anime now

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Ended up finally writing a chapter 2

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Legendarily Screwed - Chapter 1 - ACrownedReine - Hermitcraft SMP [Archive of Our Own]

The first chapter has been posted. Yayyy