Satoshi: I'm here to protect my family and kick ass!!
Satoshi: . . . [ looks at the blood on his hands ]
Satoshi: . . .and I-i'm all out of family. . .
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Satoshi: I'm here to protect my family and kick ass!!
Satoshi: . . . [ looks at the blood on his hands ]
Satoshi: . . .and I-i'm all out of family. . .
I call dis one, Sparky tries too hard and stays up to finish writing many, many Different Path headcanons;
don’t let me eat wine gums past midnight, i meme to the extrememe [WARNING; LOUD AF PUT UR VOLUME DOWN JESUS CHRIST PLZ]
it’s 7am and im crying over memes
i’m doing those pokémon party group shots and i made one for sato bby and i’m yELLING OVER CIEL BEING SO TINY
Hello, how are you? It's so typical of me to talk about myself, I'm sorry
i got the bad idea that involves comfortship but they got into a bad argument and satoshi left for his own world because skye said something really really bad that made him feel like he shouldn’t come back so he didn’t so they sad
I kinda got this headcanon that there were this one time when Satoshi came to visit, he ends up seeing Skye being chased and tackled by someone, and he’s about ready to make himself known and destroy whoever is “attacking” Skye, he realizes that Skye and his “attacker” are laughing and clearly playfully fighting each other and ding, that’s about the moment Satoshi notices that the “attacker” is himself aka Ash.
Of course, all the anger leaves him and Satoshi gets all excited because he finally saw and will get to meet Ash, but he stops himself again when he sees the two being super gay together and he remembers that Ash rarely comes to the ranch so he believed that he would just be intruding on their time together, so he leaves without making himself known with a little smile on his face.
“But first…” Yes, he was blushing as he took out the wrapped little rectangular box from his jacket’s pocket. “Merry Christmas, Skye.”
this really sounds like satoshi’s about to get down on one knee and propose, if it wasn’t for that last bit, like dayum sato.