#legitimate problem

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

[carpecerevisiam]

I really want to write something dark and trashy

But I’m far too soft to do so. My brain just...can't reach those kinds of places. Ah well - back to the flower shop AU.

[tequila-tekaylah]

you know what annoys me most about having boobs? I can’t get a fucking anatomical heart tattoo over my heart because of these fucking stupid ass milk bags

[ooc-dee-blog]

I’m very worried about going deaf from loud beethoven

[mint-smile-blog]

i have a problem because i spend a lot of time thinking about how handsome my dog is like if i were a female dog i would be all over dat ass????/

[alloverthegaf]

Seriously though how do you tell a guy you don't like being called "love" or "cutie" or "hon" without sounding like a total bitch

[lillylempaleur]

how am I supposed to get famous on the Internet if I'm not a cute boy?

[celebrity-beatings-blog]

Yeah how do you tell someone that you wanna be good friends but when you get them alone you'd like them to push you up against the wall and have sex with you??????