Introducing Damian to films he missed out on in the league part 7:
Damian: Richard I have a question
Dick: shoot
Damian: was father involved in the making of this film?
Dick: ha! I actually asked him the same thing when I first saw it. But no, he wasn't involved in making The Lego Movie
Damian: really? How interesting
Dick: I know right? It's scarily good
Damian: this is the most accurate portrayal of father I have ever come across. Dare I say more accurate than you in the cowl
Dick: hey come on! I was so good! Even the justice league didn't notice!
Damian: *deadpan* Richard they knew immediately.
Dick: *guffaws* no they did not!
Damian: whatever Dick
Dick: hey don't call me that
Damian: whatever do you mean Dick I'm just calling you by your preferred name
Dick: *straight faced* ha ha very funny, cut it out. You only call me that when you mean the insult, get back to reviewing the movie
Damian: alright then. It was fun, much better than the bee movie. The ingenuity displayed by the main characters is admirable, if a little insane at times. The songs were annoying though.
Dick: and your thoughts on their Batman?
Damian: The Lego Movie has the most accurate depiction of Batman out of any media I have ever consumed with his likeness. I would like to meet the person responsible for stalking father to gather this intelligence for the film.
Dick: oh I actually met the guy
Damian: WHAT!!
Dick: oh yeah, he was incredible, such a talented stalker
Damian: you must tell me his name so that I can arrange an audience, in costume of course.
Dick: oh for sure, his name is Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne.
