Can I get a Lego!Riddler and Lego!Scarecrow x a super fucked up Lego!Reader who likes to shatter other Lego people to pieces and then rearrange them with all the wrong bits and parts, like weird lego chimera creations? Like, putting their body pieces together with car parts or animal parts and shit. thank you
LEGO SCARECROW AND RIDDLER WITH A SILLY LEGO READER
MASC READER. SHORT HCS. SEPERATE.
— I fucking love this prompt. omg my lego boys, I wanna hold them so gently 🥺
— RIDDLER
He thinks your approach is a little tasteless
(he’s definitely afraid that you’ll try it on him someday)
You really love reminding them how easy it is to tear them apart, huh?
He asks you not to do it around him, it’s bad for the brand!
(And it makes him a little queasy)
Though he thinks your unique “interest” can be put to good use on his enemies… you’re the brawns to his brain if you will
Maybe it could be a good punishment for those too unintelligent to solve his riddles…
— SCARECROW
At first he was surprised, he’d never seen someone take so much enjoyment out of torturing people as you do!
He wonders if these machinations of yours can still feel pain… he’ll have to run some experiments.
He’s definitely into body horror, he likes seeing your little creations and will praise you for them
Especially since they make for some entertaining test subjects
Though he often thinks about what could’ve possibly led to the development of such an interest…
Perhaps you’re crazier than he is?
Whatever creates the most amount of terror, he’s in! >:)
