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Why did you have to post that burger, Phoenix. Why.

I AM THE BURGER QUEEN.

A L L OF THEM

Send ✆ for a morning text

[SMS 5:56 AM] WAKE AND BAKE, BITCH, LET'S GO. [SMS 5:57 AM] (alien emoji x20)[SMS 6:00 AM] No seriously Ive had like 3 lattes already and I'm outside come out we're going for a walk.

Send ♔ for an angry text

[SMS 6:21 PM] are you sERIOUS[SMS 6:21 PM] i jUST picked up you asSSHOLE YOU OWE ME LIKE A NEW PIECE OR SOMETHING IM

Send ♠ for a drunk text

[SMS 11:45 PM] the paRty is still g goin g so i dk i just need a ride or an escort of wahever[SMS 11:45 PM] likea walking escort not a sexing escort[SMS 11:46 PM] and can we ge t tacos

Send ☏ for a vague text

[SMS 2:07 PM] my actions have been mildly stupid today at best.

Send ⁇ for a worried text

[SMS 1:00 AM] ???????[SMS 1:00 AM] MATT[SMS 1:00 AM]

Send ♣ for a text not meant for you

[SMS 3:35 PM] my head game is still excellent you bitch, thanks for the vote of confidence.

Send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent

[SMS 4:30 PM] I lied.[SMS 4:32 PM] I think about it all the time.

Send ✺ for a saucy text

[SMS 5:51 PM] no trust me i could definitely hold out longer.[SMS 5:52 PM] oh, really, now. want to make it interesting?

Send √ for a long winded confessing text

[SMS 2:30 PM] y'know on the first day they taught us that love has a definition. people act like it's ~~the one word with no definition~~ or something that can't be defined as if its the end-all be-all of humankind[SMS 2:33 PM] there is a definition. it's the addiction to the physical sensation of anticipation. no poetic nicholas sparks shit, no pretentious try-hard artsy john green quotes. it's not friendship set on fire, or some sort of madness, or listening to the same shitty fucking low-quality-production indie music [SMS 2:35 PM] if you think that because i want to spend the rest of my life with someone that it means i'm in love then fine, think what you want. but the story i have in mind has room for more than just us in it. it's not about monogamy and holding hands and getting married and having kids or any of that.[SMS 2:37 PM] i DO want him to be happy, even and especially if that doesn't mean dating me. i dont want to date him, i was serious when i said that. i want him to fall in love. the real, textbook definition, and to get excited to spend time with someone. i want him to get nervous and fidgety when he's trying to impress them. and i want that same feeling when you let someone do things that you dont like just because it makes them happy. i just don't want to be the one who ends up being more concerned with all of it, all of the time.

Send ☠ for misguided advice

[SMS 3:40 AM] Try spraying it with alcohol.[SMS 4:00 AM] okay well i'm driving over, we'll go to the 24 hour clinic.

Send ☢ for a desperate text

[SMS 2:00 AM] It's never lasted this long before and I'm really really really upset can you just come over? [SMS 2:03 AM] ask me if i care[SMS 2:03 AM] not at all. now come over.

Send ☼ for a congratulatory text

[SMS 4:30 PM] YAAASSSSSSSSSSS.[SMS 4:30 PM] (various party emojis)[SMS 4:30 PM] (maple leaf emoji)?[SMS 4:31 PM] hell yeah, i'm smoking you down, this calls for a fucking celebration are you serious, i'll pick you up in ten.

#meme*#legrandmatt

moodboard: adrienne + morgan

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#legrandmatt #[out of coffee]

✌❤⚠

✌ - Drunk/drugged text

[text] so whne r we fking?????

❤ - A heartfelt text

[text] Even though you've got no chill, you're still a really cool guy. Also hella hot.

⚠ - An emergency text

[text] heLP THERES NOT ENOUGH HOT GUYS AT THIS PARTY

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