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leighton: if i die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party and you’re all invited.

seryna: “if”?

sayaka: great, the only party i’ve ever been invited to and she might not even die.

leighton: ser, i dare you—

drew: seryna isn’t allowed to accept dares right now.

seryna: yeah, apparently i have “no regard for my personal safety”.

leighton: i’m giving up alcohol for a month.

seryna: really? that’s great!

leighton: no, wait. that came out wrong.

leighton: i’m giving up. alcohol for a month.

seryna: guys, let’s play 21 questions!

drew: i’ll start! leighton, what’s your favorite color?

leighton: triangle. my turn, do you like girls?

leighton: i mean, small creatures can be way more vicious. it’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up.

drew: that’s ridiculous. give me an example.

leighton: spiders.

sayaka: wasps.

leighton: terriers.

sayaka: pixies.

leighton: seryna.

seryna: you treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol.

leighton: you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.

seryna: leighton, NO!

mcgonagall, talking to the four girls: so who’s in charge here?

seryna: usually whoever yells the loudest.

#leighton messner