#leikawa

[oikaw-ugh]

Your Name but it’s me and Oikawa

Ao Haru Ride but it’s me and Oikawa (here)

[dinosaurtsukki]

DINOOOO HAAHHAHA I'LL SEND U AN ASK KASI ANG HABA (kasing haba ng cock-) NAAAA HAHAHAHAH

NAKAALIS NA TAYO PERO SI MAMA MO AT MOMMY KO NAG-AAWA PA RIN! BUTI NANDOON PAPA BO MO PARA PIGILAN SILA

Bokuto: Kuroo, tama na!

Kuroo: ALIS DIYAN!

Bokuto: Pero-

*nasapak ni Mommy Suga*

Kuroo:

Suga:

Bokuto: nAKAKALALAKE KA NA HA 🥺

Nakalma naman nung pumunta na si Dad and stuff tapos umalis nalang ang both parties para di na magkapikunan

ONLY TO FIND OUT NA SAME CATERING NAMAN ANG HINIRE NG DALAWA SHSJSJSJJSJSSJ

PALAMANGAN SILA NG FOOD GANERN

Kuroo: Um, dalawang lechon sa amin, Miss.

Suga: Ah, yung sa amin gawin mong tatlo!

Kuroo: WAG NALANG PALA, LIMANG LECHON NALANG

Suga: mISS, ISANG DOSENA NGANG LECHON

Daichi: Kasal ng anak natin, Suga. Hindi tayo magpapa-feeding program

Also Dad: Miss, lahat ng alak dapat nasa menu

Si Papa Bo mo nasa gilid lang kasi takot masapak na naman ;-;

TAPOS DON'T ME! DIBA TUMAKAS TAYO! OP AKO KASI NASA LABAS PALA SI KEI ALL THIS TIME!

You: Kei? Bakit nasa labas ka? Bakit di mo sinabi na nandito ka.

Kei: Bawal kasing makita ng groom ang wedding gown ni bride.

You: 👁️///👄///👁️

Ako sa gilid: 👁️👄👁️

WAHAHAHA GRABE TONG SI TSUKKI PAKASALAN KO NA NGA YIEEEE TAPOS YUNG FEEDING PROGRAM IMBITAHIN NA YUNG BARANGAY

ako: pumapayag lang ako kasi para sa akin na bumibili ng damit si mama at hindi para sa big black cock niya

ikaw: same 😔🤟

kei: big black cock?

and then tatakas tayo papunta sa basketball court kung saan SI OIKAWA NA MAY SINGSING

sis may hinanda na siyang buong presentation sa kung paano siya magpopropose. may loudspeakers yung court na nagtutugtog ng tadhana ni up dharma down. tapos shinoot niya yung bola galing sa gitna ng court

“leia, marrying you would be a SLAM DUNK”

ikaw: 👁///👄///👁

ako: di ba,,, hindi yun slam dunk? tinapon lang niya yung bola? 

WAHAHHS YUNG AWAY SA CATERING TANGINA. TAPOS NALAMAN NILA NA PAREHONG SIMBAHAN PALA YUNG NAKUHA NILA AT PAREHONG PARI RIN

*cue away sa simbahan*

mama kuroo: KAYA MO LANG PINAPAKASAL ANAK MO KASI INGGIT KA NA IKAKASAL NA ANAK KO

mama suga: GUSTO MO LANG IPAKITA NA MAY PAKE KA SA ANAK MO AT HINDI LANG SA BIG BLACK COCK MO

yung pari na pinapanood yung away: 👁👄👁

*cue sabunutan part 2*

at one point, nilulublob ni mama kuroo yung mukha ni mama suga sa bowl ng holy water

tapos kinick-out silang pareho sa simbahan

pari: thou shalt not fight in the house of the lord 😔🤟🤟

[oikaw-ugh]

“I’m sorry. My dog has this habit of sniffing sweet things.”

“Oh, so your dog thinks I’m sweet, huh?”

“Maybe.”

Taglist (honestly, I should just delete this list at this point HAHAHAHAHA)

Will add once I am on PC

[oikaw-ugh]

AtsuLeiKawa Domestic Headcanons

Not saying we're together. We can be bros or stuff 🥺. Stuck between wanting to have them as bestfriends or as lovers but idk. ALSO, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED SOMETHING LIKE THIS SO I KEPT THIS AT MY DRAFT FOR A WHILE

Oikawa does the bills. Yes, I know for a fact that I am an accounting student so I should be doing it rather than the pro volleyball player but I really went N O ✨ because I hate responsibilities LOL.

Atsumu does it sometimes but he just...sucks, too 😔

I do the laundry! I cannot stand the disgusting reek from Atsumu and Oikawa's sweaty shirts. Plus, the bubbles part is cool.

Atsumu does the cooking. No, it's not because he's good but it's because he's closest to Osamu and he can easily call his brother in a snap if we needed to (I say we all suck at the kitchen 💀)

They drag me to their volleyball practices but I'm a late sleeper so I don't go with them most of the time. I'm friends with their teammates though.

We love to think of extravagant dates. You know, the thought of going somewhere fancy for us to enjoy? But they just don't happen. All our plans always end up as daydreams and we settle for anime marathons instead.

Atsumu and my stuff are all over the place which irritates Oikawa. One time, he was looking for the nail clippers only for him to find it at the kitchen counter because I (or Atsumu, I can't tell) forgot to put it back to where it usually is placed.

Our music taste just...don't collide. Just...no. Never. Imagine listening to WAP, then to Malibu Nights, then to Yarichin Bitch Club OST 👁️👄👁️

Atsumu and Oikawa is very very fashionable so imagine a part of them dying inside when they dress up as if they were in a Chinese streetstyle Tiktok ✨

And then there's me literally just putting a hoodie on top of my sleepwear because I'm too lazy to take a bath or dress up for our dates.

I literally have no idea what I want to do if I am at the mall. Atsumu is usually the one who suggests us the activities (to watch movies, to play arcades, bowling, etc.) but I always end up saying, "Why don't we just sit at the bench and have a chat, hmmm?"

Which irritates Oikawa, by the way, because bitch what's the point of going out (and dressing up) if we're just going to talk wE CAN LITERALLY DO THAT AT HOME-

We gave up on TikTok challenges <///3 I am the ugliest dancer.

They like it when I use them as my subjects for my sketches. They ask for it after and it depends in my mood whether if I give them for free or they...hmmm...give me money >=]]]

They are concerned of my sleeping habits. Atsumu is still confused as to why I prefer to lay a matt on the floor rather than sleeping at my bed 👁️👄👁️

I casually join their morning exercises sometimes. Ya know, jogging or going to the gym (I've always wanted to try the treadmill 😔)

I don't post a lot of decent pictures of us. But when I do post, it's always a video of them being stupid or stolen pictures of them <333 with the corniest caption 💀

Atsumu does the groceries. He cannot expect anything from me because I'd only say "Just pick whichever is the cheapest" like, Ma'am no >=[ wHAT ABOUT THE NUTRITIONAL VALUE

Oikawa does sometimes but like, nahhhh

It's frustrating when there are fights. Lol, it's because I'm so toxic, I'd ignore them or give them the cold shoulder even when they've already apologized or I've already apologized like woman, what is the point of the apology if yOU'RE STILL IGNORING THEM-

FRIDAY NIGHTS ARE DRINKING NIGHTS!!!! Which is like, a loss for Oikawa because (I headcanon) Atsumu and I are lightweights 💀

Oikawa is the sweetest? He literally buys us anything that reminds him of us 🥺 that's cute as hell

Atsumu LOVES BIRTHDAYS! No one should miss his birthday! No one should miss my birthday! Or Oikawa's birthday!

AND A CAKE IS A MUST!!!! 😤

We (I) easily get bored with bored games so lol we don't play that.

ATSUMU HATES UNO! WE LOVE TO STACK POWER CARDS ON HIM YES!!!!

I like to put cute distinctions betwee our personal items. Like, a blue tape for Oikawa's toothbrush, or an embroided letter 'A' on Atsumu's socks, or like a pink heart on my water tumbler 🥺

This is going to get super long so I'm gonna end it at that BUT AHHHH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH HOLY COW 😭