#lem chats

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If you ever feel like something is too “silly” to contribute to a fandom, please know that one of the fics in my drafts explains the anachronisms of the ASoUE/ATWQ world by claiming VFD is a society of time travelers, and that another one centers around the idea of Victoire Fourier being the empty man.

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For the six characters, bright sessions style: Damien, Chloe, Sam, Mark, Caleb, and Dr. Bright!

Give a CapriSun and lay down for a nap: Mark, under one condition—he has to actually wake up from the nap and not slip into another coma.

Enlist to help build a pillow fort: Sam! Barnes! Sam! Barnes! 

Slingshot into the deep recesses of space: SEE YOU LATER DAMIEN.

Sing bad karaoke and play DDR at 3am with: I feel like Chloe has a not-so-secret passion for Dance Dance Revolution.

Smack with a rolled up newspaper: Look, I love Dr. Bright, but she’s done some morally questionable things, so…it’s gotta be Joan B.

Let borrow the aux chord on a road trip: Caleb because he has strong opinions about music (and he could also play the mixtape his boyfriend made for him). 

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for the characters meme thing, how about some good ol' w359: Minkowski, Eiffel, Hera, Hilbert, Lovelace, and Kepler

I’m so sorry my friend I kept forgetting to do this.

Give a CapriSun and lay down for a nap: …look. Look, I know that there are logistical issues here with giving Hera a CapriSun but. Hera. Give Hera a break.

Enlist to help build a pillow fort: If you don’t think Lovelace has turned the entire station into a pillow fort before and is 100% capable of doing so again you’re wrong. And by pillow fort, I mean pillow barricade. And by pillow barricade, I mean regular barricade. And by regular barricade I mean she’s throwing a coup and taking back the station. 

Slingshot into the deep recesses of space: Honestly such a hard call between Kepler and Hilbert here? But in the end I have to go Kepler. Get him away. (Of course, they’re already IN the deep recesses of space, but…)

Sing bad karaoke and play DDR at 3am with: MUSICAL KARAOKE WITH MINKOWSKI PLEASE.

Smack with a rolled up newspaper: Hilbert. Right before sending him to prison. 

Let borrow the aux chord on a road trip: Is this not how Doug Eiffel got his job? (…look we don’t talk about how he really got his job okay that’s not a thing I can think about right now). I mean, space music! I Heart Aliens radio!

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Sally Grisson, Esther Roberts, Dana Scully, Fox Mulder, MK, and Nic Silver!

Give a CapriSun and lay down for a nap: Esther Roberts. #GiveEstherRobertsACapriSunAndANap2k16

Enlist to help build a pillow fort: I feel like Dana Scully has a hidden talent for pillow fort building. She’d rock it.

Slingshot into the deep recesses of space: Nic Silver; get him away from the eldritch trees.

Sing bad karaoke and play DDR at 3am with: Dr. Sally Grissom! Please imagine Sally Grissom playing DDR….

Smack with a rolled up newspaper: Look, I know Esther probably deserves it more, but I’m saying Fox Mulder. (Sorry, Mulder.)

Let borrow the aux chord on a road trip: There’s no doubt in my mind that MK has the best music taste in this group, so we’re going with the information specialist. 

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for the six characters dealio: Lemony, Kellar, Moxie, Ellington, Jake, Cleo!

Give a CapriSun and lay down for a nap: I want to say all of them but I’m going to go with Kellar Haines.

Enlist to help build a pillow fort: Jake Hix, no question. He’d be the sort of person who draws up blueprints for it. Jake does not joke around with pillow forts.

Slingshot into the deep recesses of space: I love Cleo Knight but also she’s the only one who would probably survive this so. Cleo Knight. (Plus, think of all the exciting science she could do there.)

Sing bad karaoke and play DDR at 3am with: I’m gonna say Moxie Mallahan because I feel like her DDR skills would be just as poor as mine, so we’d make a good team.

Smack with a rolled up newspaper: LEMONY FREAKING SNICKET. Stop murdering people, Lemony.

Let borrow the aux chord on a road trip: Ellington “my music taste is more sophisticated than yours Mr. Snicket” Feint.