Oct 17, 2025
Breaking! Pearl and Marina Spotted at Gay Bar!?
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Breaking! Pearl and Marina Spotted at Gay Bar!?
I did NOT get kicked out by my biological parents only to be forcefully adopted by FOUR inkfish who aren’t even a full decade older than me!!! This is cruel and unusual punishment!!!
Fuehehehehe…
So, Splashcon 2’s date is finalized, which means my duel with Novel is as well.
I’ve been training rigorously with my beloved Twinklez ever since my opponent was selected. Best of luck; I know you’ll need it~
Just got a message from @splashcon-two staying I’ve been “chosen for the duel?” TF does that mean
So a certain @captain-cameron-3 has been side-eying me ever since the news got out about the GrizzCo firebombing. So I just want to remind him and everyone else: while I refuse to confirm or deny my presence at the protests, the firebombing was NOT my doing! My crime of choice is theft, not arson! I have decorum~
Those Super Sea Snails are up to something! I just! Can’t! Prove it!!!
Is anyone in Inkopolis missing a bunch of Super Sea Snails? I was visiting Inkopolis Square for definitely legal reasons when I saw a big group of ‘em in front of Deca Tower, almost like they were in a huddle. They seemed to be making vocalizations, but when I tried to investigate, they fell silent and just… stared…
So yeah if those lil guys are yours come get them please
You guys wanna know something I just realized?
Every odd number has an E in it. Isn’t that interesting?~