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HAPPY WOMB ESCAPE DAY FRIENDO! Sorry this is so late, but I am thinking about ya! <3

EVERYONE CONGRATULATING ME ON GETTING EVICTED LIKE WTF GUYS

lmao thank you darling dani~

For anyone who’s new here, this is my wife and I. Three years into our marriage, and we’re more in love than ever. Here’s to the rest of our lives, and forever and ever after that.

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Come watch my wife play Prey. I bought it for her for Christmas.

She gon’ die.

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1-32 FOR THE SO ASK GUSH TO ME ABOUT DANI

NO SWEAT BABE HERE I GO--

1) Describe them in 3 words

Sexy silly GAWGEOUS2) Their favourite style of clothing

She’s been really into post-apocalyptic fashion, but rocks plaid flannel on many occasions and pretty scarves and sweaters that really suit her gorgeous long tall body. -u-

3) What mannerisms do they have?UUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH she goes into a Minnesotan accent when she’s back home, or really excited about something. She also makes the funniest damn faces when she’s being goofy I s2g!4) Do they play an instrument?

She’s played the flute and piccolo in the past, but she wants to learn the violin. She also sings for me/with me sometimes. -u-5) How did you meet/become introduced to them?

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, we met on this blue hellsite! She had a hilarious URL that made me laugh, and then we started a photo thread goofing around about some Sherlock nonsense, and that led to getting to know each other bet her. I first met her IRL when she came to Idaho to visit and go to Yellowstone with me.6) Favourite thing they’ve ever said/texted/messaged?

I have to choose?????? I like every word that comes out of her mouth, but the “I do” when we got married had me crying, ssssssooooooooo

7) What do you like doing with them?

THE SEX We play A LOT of Diablo III together (if you’re on Xbox hit us up we’ll play with you!!!) and also like going to the movies on dates. We also like getting each other into whatever we’re reading/watching at the time.8) Their favourite colour

She likes dark colors, especially dark blue.9) Do they keep up to date on pop culture?

Erm...outside of our fandoms, not really? 10) Sweetest thing they’ve done for you?

ALJldsafjalsfafffff she does so much uuuuhhhhhh she bought me a stuffed camel when we started dating his name is Laurence I still have him...She spoils me endlessly though you guys it’s pretty great

11) Have you dreamed about them?

OFTEN. Usually........nsfw things, but also silly dreams where we’re fishing with Chris Wolstenholme and the like.12) Have they dreamed about you? (if you know)

Yes. -u-13) Can they dance?

Not really? XD We just sort of swayed at our wedding, but that’s ok. I like junior-high-school-dancing with her.14) What does hugging them feel like?

The warmest, noodliest, sweetest, snuggliest thing you can imagine. 15) Your favourite thing about them?

A tie between her sense of humor and her beautiful grey eyes.16) Their favourite thing about you?

Jfc uuuuuuuhhhhhh how silly I am maybe?17) Best memory of you together?

Our wedding. Mos def. I cried.18) What are they like when they’re tired?

It depends. Sometimes she’s super loopy and silly, and sometimes she just passes out with a controller still in her hands. She’s cute when she sleeps though. (And she DOES snore from time to time though she won’t admit it)19) Could you imagine growing old together with them?

ABSOLUTELY we’re gonna be the cutest old farts together!

20) Could they imagine growing old together with you?

I SURE HOPE SO ‘cause we’re in this for the long haul.21) What would an ideal date with them be?

HHHHMMMMM Idk maybe going to a con together, or a broadway show? Or just making cookies together at home and watching Jurassic Park. -u-22) Are they competitive?

Dani’s more of a cooperative person, but she can get competitive if she has to.23) What do you do together?

Lotsa stuff! We spend most of our time together.24) Which smells remind you of them?

Flannel and Christmas spices, winter wind25) Do they remind you of any music?

It was our first dance, after all.26) Could you tell them your biggest secret?

I’m....pretty sure she knows most of them by now!27) Could they tell you their biggest secret?

I sure hope so!28) How do you greet each other?

I usually yell WIFE when she comes home from work, and then we hug and kiss. But it varies from day to day.29) What makes you blush that they do?

When she brags about me.30) What makes them blush that you do?

When I call her beautiful. ‘Cause she is.31) Would you say you love them?

With all my bedraggled, ridiculous heart.

32) Would they say they love you?

I know she does. I see it every day.

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Hey so my wife and I are super cute call the fucking police

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Hanging out at the airport with my wife. I board a plane in twenty minutes or so that will take me to England, and then I'll live there. This is weird. This is so weird.