#lemonposting

[pinayelf]

u know what. this is my own fault

[jasminesanriofan]

These Terrible Mouse fans who endorse Terrible Mouse for controversies, Gutian and Lorna including should be drug out onto the street and shot.

[rookbubu]

me, normal: caridad being eiffel towered by neve and rana

[joltemom]

(2/23/2026)

HELLO WORLD!

My name is Zayden! You can call me ZIP! (Caps lock not obligated)

I’m a Unovan-Paldean who lives in the first one, with my shiny Galarian Slowpoke Lemon and my partner pokèmon, Miel! She’s the reason this blog is called Joltemom to begin with!!! (That and it was zupposed to be 4 my mom,,,lol)

ON FEB 1 WE WELCOMED WATT AND VOLT (MY NEW TYNAMO) TO THE FAMILY!!! THANK YOU MOM AND WHOEVER THAT PELIPPER MAIL WAS!!!!!

I use They/He/Her and neopronouns like shock/shockself! I LOVE LOVE LOVE Electric types from all over the world!! ^_^

I may not post a lot, but I’m happy to blog my life of being a weird kid with his weird petz!

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//ooc: ZIP and myself, the creator of this blog, are minors! NSFW asks will not be answered or tolerated! This is also my first time running an IRLpokemon blog, so wish me luck! I see a lot of people running blogs focusing on adults in the Pokèmon world, so I thought it’d be easier to make a teenager.

Zayden is both invisibly and visibly disabled. He is an active wheelchair/walker user and is likely neurodivergent.

Zayden is around 14-15, and while I’ve said he’s unovan-paldean (American-Spanish) he is also Malaysian! There isn’t a Pokémon equivalent for it, so I left it unlabeled…

ZIP doesn’t like to battle! Asks about battling will be handled accordingly since shock has no clue what he’s doing!!

You can also find my main blog here @smallershrimpette ok thanks p.s. because zip is a side blog he cant follow anyone!!

ZIP’s Galarian Slowpoke, Lemon, is his service pokémon. He is already performing autism disability assistance. (But Miel is also being trained to help with the same tasks.)

Pelipper mail appreciated C:

[monster1994]

Visit Original Link

[oceansreducedtoshallowcreeks]

omg he doesnt care how he looks like AND he's a figment of my imagination like all my other crushes he's perfect

[autotheistics]

5, 18

5: Your favorite sexual activity?

Masturbation with toys. Diablarie is a close second but you can kind of only do that once per partner

18: If you could have a threesome right now, who would you do it with?

Dragon and Hubert because it would be funny as shit

[staresdown]

i ams eatings lemons! dats me!