Boba Fett really is the biggest cringefail pathetic lil meow meow in all of Star Wars. I know Anakin was pretty bad, but at least a lot of his cringefail moments furthered the story of Star Wars.
i personally feel like boba has never really done anything that cool. This doesn’t mean I dislike him. On the contrary, I love him because he is a loser.
as a kid, he sees his dad get beheaded in front of him. So starts his journey to being pathetic and a wannabe killer.
Some time goes by and he tries to assassinate Mace for killing Jango, but he fails. He is still a kid, so I’ll go easy on him.
He works with Aurra Sing and some other bounty hunters as he continues to try to get revenge on Mace, but he wimps out on killing any clones which actually as I’m writing this makes sense bc they are kind of his brothers. Wow what the butt aurra that was kind of messed up to kill those clones next to the number one clone. Anyways more cringefail energy from our lil boi
Later he becomes a bounty hunter, and he is still a kid. Admitted he has become reputable enough to be calling shots, but from what we actually see when he works with Ventress, he is too overconfident and gets in over his head. Mmm there’s probably more stuff I’m not remembering from the clone wars but this is a rant at almost midnight so nothing I say means anything and death is inevitable 🤪
his big debut was in the empire strikes back, and he was cool bc he was a bounty hunter with awesome armor. Idk how far George was with the lore, so idk if he already knew boba was a clone and all the mandalorian stuff, but boba delivered Han to Jabba. Whoop dee doo.
I don’t even know how he got to this point, but I’m guessing he has killed enough people to be a poor lil meow meow now.
he then falls in the sarlacc pit like a chump.
I’ll give him points for surviving the sarlacc, and his time with the Tusken Raiders is kind of honorable. But still not particularly gripping. It’s like we are following the life of just some guy, which I guess is most of Star Wars, but this just Doesn’t hit the same.
he joins up with fennec shand, who becomes less cool when she decides to have honor (unlike everyone else, she was cooler when she was a work alone lady, but it’s ok, i love ming na wen, so fennec can never be ruined for me hopefully maybe).
They go help din djarin, which is a fun little side quest. No I still don’t understand why they had that whole tiff when he could have just said his dad was a mandalorian foundling. Boba does some more killing, some more lil meow meow type stuff.
then he rules Mos Espa with Fennec and doesn’t do a very good job, typical of our cringefail fave. Has a showdown with Cad, which is pretty cool if you like Cad, but he’s actually never been a fave of mine. Sorry
and uh yeah i think that’s about everything. Anyways stan our cringefail pathetic lil meow meow boba fett














