#lenny lines

[blackdovesincorrectquotes]

Lenny: Hi, I'm Sam's emergency contact.

Counter Woman: You're here to pick him up?

Lenny: I'm here to remove myself as his emergency contact.

[warningsine]

[awitchatdinner]

(via Sam is not a serious person: Black Doves Episode 3)

[blackdovesincorrectquotes]

Sam: We have a problem.

Lenny: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

[blackdovesincorrectquotes]

Sam: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass.

Lenny: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!

Sam: …Your point?

[warningsine]

[warningsine]

[warningsine]