Incorrect Quotes from Black Doves

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Williams, to Sam: You're not Mario. Lets get something fucking straight, you're Luigi at best.

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Williams: Hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice being held.

Kai Ming: Are you okay.

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Sam: Come on Williams, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that...

Williams: Yes I can. Fifty quid.

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Sam: Do you take constructive criticism?

Eleanor: Not without crying

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Lenny: Are you ever going to listen to me?

Sam: Yes. Absolutely.

Lenny: When?

Sam: When you're right.

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Sam: Goodnight to the love of my life, Helen, and fuck the rest of y'all.

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Sam: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.

Eleanor, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

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Sam: I have a plan.

Eleanor: Last time you said that, we needed a new microwave.

Williams: To be fair, the microwave started it.

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Sam: I can explain.

Williams: Can you?

Sam: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Helen: The risk I took was calculated. But man, am I bad at maths...

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Sam: Don't let anyone ruin your day!

Sam: It's your day!

Sam: Ruin it yourself.

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Williams: If Eleanor and I were drowning, who would you save?

Sam: You two can’t swim?

Eleanor: It’s a hypothetical question, Sam! who would you save?

Sam: my time and effort.

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Williams: *seductively takes off glasses*

Williams: Wow...

Kai Ming: *blushes* Haha... what?

Williams: You're really fucking blurry.

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Eleanor: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Sam:

Sam: I like you.

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Kai Ming: I feel like doing something stupid.

Eleanor: I’m stupid, do me.

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Eleanor: As top in this relationship, I think we should-

Williams: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

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but you know what really makes netflix british silly spy show win. do you know why it wins. it includes the platonic i'd-do-anything-for-you dynamic. i couldn't believe it. they really said "we're friends. you're my friend. and because of that i'll go to the ends of the earth for you. i'll sacrifice my future, i'll turn away from my own happiness, i'll ruin my life and all my prospects as long as you're happy. as long as you're safe."

sam young and helen webb each gave up freedom and happiness for each other. they'd do everything for each other because they're friends and they love each other that much and it makes me fucking insane.