Jim: I will kill myself immedaitely
Me: you know we're geting gourmet popcorn later right?
Jim: I will kill myself tomorrow
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Jim: I will kill myself immedaitely
Me: you know we're geting gourmet popcorn later right?
Jim: I will kill myself tomorrow
i had a nightmare
when did it start feeling like there's only 6 hours in a day
me, forgetting im listening to my own playlist: WOW my favorite song just came on!
i'm so blind i can't see shit
me: i wonder what my grandma is doing rn i haven't talked to her in a while
me: oh fuck she dead
when you go to bed at like 3am and you fall asleep with your boyfriend softly snuggling you and you think he's gonna fall asleep too
but then you see in the morning that he sent you cute racoon videos at 5am.....
I'm glad it's pride month because otherwise it'd be illegal for me to be this gay