Apr 24, 2016
Some guy: doesn't pay attention to me for five seconds
Me(drunk): YOU don't know, YOU gon lose out on a good bitch!!
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Some guy: doesn't pay attention to me for five seconds
Me(drunk): YOU don't know, YOU gon lose out on a good bitch!!
Sit up straighter Laugh prettier Walk slower Speak smarter They'll like you better WHY exactly should I go to these lengths to impress a manchild who can't spell "clitoris"? No, legit, tell me why. I dare you.
Real-life boys are terrible. Don't trust them Just listen to/watch opera and musical theater and fuck everyone else
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