#leopard reader

[cynettic]

Leopard reader leaving in a bad mood: I'm going out a little, if I'm going to commit a crime or buy groceries I decide on the way

baizhu: if you go to buy groceries bring some fish, vegetables, teas and maybe an alcoholic drink, and if you commit a crime we have money for bail

Omg why could I see Baizhu doing that 😭😭 and it becomes such a daily thing that he’ll eventually start asking leopard reader to take up shifts at the pharmacy or help out to get their bail money just in case. For the groceries, the mf will have a whole list which just spoils leopard readers mood.

[cynettic]

*Baizhu almost dying after climbing a staircase*

leopard reader: I knew that you are in terrible physical health, but not that it was to that point.... but go up but my back

at this point leopard reader has just accepted the fact that they'll have to haul Baizhu around like a sack of potatoes to really get anywhere. they don't even ask

[cynettic]

baizhu: the best way to hide a body is to plant an endangered plant on top

leopard reader: in Snezhnaya plants hardly grow, so it is easier to throw the body near areas where wolves live, there they are particularly hungry and voracious

The fact that both of them have thought up ways to hide bodies is just-

[cynettic]

hye cynn, it looks like I had trouble sending a previous ask, so I'll just resend it as a precaution

imagine Baizhu and leopard reader, the reader has obvious feline behaviors, and one of them is fear of snakes, you know when you put a cucumber and they get scared, so that's it (don't do that, it causes trauma to the kittens), and Baizhu knows that very well, and as a joke in bad taste and as revenge for the reader stealing his notes and papers to shelter him peeling Changsheng behind the reader while they are distracted, the reader just turns around before jumping in fear

in the coming days the reader is like a predator watching its prey, maybe the reader will return the joke, but bites will definitely be visible in Baizhu (think what you want🤭)

poor leopard reader- but baizhu does get sick of his notes getting stolen away. first time reader sees changsheng by surprise like that and find out its baizhu's form of revenge... well no cuddles for that night. poor frail baizhu will have his blankets taken from him and no warmth from leopard reader either. you think they'd settle the score like that, but it'll become a pattern of reader stealing his notes and then getting the surprise of changsheng soon after. revenge turns into forms of bites and now both of them are tired of being wary of each other.

they'll reconcile soon after, and it'll be qiqi who is supposed witness when the two of them signed a contract (baizhu insisted on this) to stop the matter.

wont stop leopard reader from stealing his notes from time to time

[cynettic]

hi cynn i hope you are alright❤

listen, I'm thinking of a Baizhu x leopard reader, they have characteristic behavior like napping in the sun, stretching and being more playful in general, in addition to keeping their tail in their mouth, even purring or growling when baizhu becomes a workaholic

"his almost walking corpse wants to finish killing himself, stops overloading himself and goes to rest"

reader sure and good in winter, maybe because she can turn a leopard herself and warm Baizhu, maybe he wakes up with her licking him, a feline tongue and rough but comfortable

Heya Mint! I’m doing well so I hope things are good on your end too <3

Ooh- and considering leopards are indeed playful, she’ll end up grabbing his notes or whatever he’s up to and running away with it. Those are the moments where Baizhu’s lack of stamina plays, and he has to end up making promises to Leopard reader so they can return his notes.

“I was almost finished,” he panted, hands on his knees as he fought to catch his breath. “Truce? Please… ha… I don’t think I can run like that again.” When he saw your scrutinizing stare, he merely sighed. “I’ll take a break as well, you can hold me to it.”

Leopard reader also probably plays around with Qiqi, which means getting the small forgetful girl on their back and riding off into the sunset. One of the few moments Qiqi looks stunned, the background noise of Baizhu spitting curses in the distance.

[cynettic]

hey cynn, i'm just here to say, baizhu those relatives who say no are leopard reader those who buy ignore it and give it to their kids anyway

ahh the differences between both family trees- i could see so much tension between both families too, mainly with baizhu's side thinking leopard reader isnt good enough for him, and leopard readers family side just being complete savages

[cynettic]

bro as we see in Baizhu's design he leaves a cropped (is that how you say?) or at least something like that, and let's combine this man is a hot bitch, so imagine the leopard reader or having a deal with ChangSheng to scare anyone away Whether to seriously flirt with him, or simply leave bite marks in that exposed area, she can't help it though she trusts Baizhu completely she thinks he deserves better or is it just extinct branded feline what's hers

it makes more sense to refer to it as 'crop top,' of that his 'shirt is cropped,' but I got the idea <3

And thats hilarious cause its probably the only thing her and Changsheng can actually agree on. That or Leopard Reader notices someone is looking at the skin revealed there and just puts their arm on it. Ending up in a confused slightly flustered Baizhu, and a jealous reader

[cynettic]

leopard reader for someone

"the best way to get over your fears is to live with them, that's why I live with Changsheng, although I don't think I'll get over my fear of snakes, but hey, until she's cute"

Baizhu rose an eyebrow at their words, tapping the quill in his hand absentmindedly as he waited for them to realize. “Ah well,” he gestured to the side, “You do realize she’s in here right?”

Leopard reader slowly turned to the side where Changsheng had been laying on the bed, a place she’d never expect the snake to be. Of course Baizhu nurtured the thing as his child, but you didn’t expect it to be here.

“Until I’m cute?” Her voice hummed in a deadly singsong pitch.

Leopard reader had never run faster.