#leotatoombs

[fltwoodsmonster]

LEOTATOOMBS -----> PERFECTCHERRYBLOSSOM

the new touhou trailer was a sign from god, my url is now perfectcherryblossom again

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hi josie i have followed u for a long time now so i want to say i love u. u rock josie. ur my favorite. have a rad night friend

H*CK YES

YOU TOO FRIEND

[fltwoodsmonster]

this is literally the first time I hear of people having childhood crushes on ash and apparently it's a widespread thing huh

are you serious omg literally everyone i know has had a crush on ash ketchum at some point im not even jokin

[fltwoodsmonster]

where do memes come from

Well, this is my first text file. I am not a computer user, but luckily I have plenty of typing experience on my IBM Typewritter. Let me first explain exactly why I am writing this; I am visiting my relatives here in California, I am from Texas. I made mention of the fact that I know how to make Nitroglycerin to one of my cousins, he wanted to know how. So he asked me to get on his computer, and write it down so he could submit it on the internet.

He showed me a few things on the computer that he had on how to make nitroglycerin, "the anarchist cookbook" he says. Well, that's not the real way. I am from Texas, and I did grow up knowing how to make Nitroglycerin, and it is actually very simple. I'm no chemist, and I can do it. Of course I don't go doing bad things with it, it is quite useful when tearing down an old house, or shed. I usually use my nitroglycerin batches for blasting large rocks out of the ground when I am digging large holes by hand (lots of rocks in Texas).

Anyway, so here is how to make Nitroglycerin.

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leotatoombs said: GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED FRIEND„,

THANK YOU FRIEND!!!

lilmissanno said: I require these immediately. :)

omg you should totally get some, here's what the back of the wrapper has to say:

"Caffeine Equivalent: 1 Bar = 1 Cup of Joe"

"Consume one piece of AWAKE and you'll be ready for wringing out a washcloth or possibly closing a very heavy door. Two pieces, and you're ready for conversation with a 3 year-old, writing a book report, or cornering a cagey marmoset. Three pieces and you're 3/4 AWAKE - ready to run an impromptu 5K, paint the house (both floors), or become a successful auctioneer. Eating four pieces of AWAKE will have you ready to take a 53 hour Road Trip, cram for midterms, or hike Mt. Rainier - up and down - in an afternoon.*"

"*Actual states of AWAKE may vary by height, weight, diet, disposition, and willingness to believe."

i don't even care if it actually works, that is some damn good copywriting

[fltwoodsmonster]

sexbang 2013

[fltwoodsmonster]

omfg I just imagined you reblogging the cosplayer picture all excited actually singing out loud "ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT" and it's the most hilarious thing

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I DID THO OMG

[livandlearn]

Last night I made Icey laugh really hard by sticking my earbuds up my nose and playing music out of my mouth.