#ler!one

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nu/mberbl0cks, a show about math, counting, has tickle scenes, counting ribs.

Sighhhh lee!two ler!one my beloved❤️❤️❤️

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FINE! DON'T wanna make a deal!? FINE.

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GOODBYE, DONUT!!

Lee(s) - Donut

Ler(s) - One

Mentioned characters: Barf Bag, Bell, needle, Bomby, Tree

Warnings: sfw tickles, TPOT SPOILERS!!, kinda ruthless...I guess-? And...mayyybee restraints? Like-- in TPOT 19 when One used her 💖magik💖 to pin Donuts' arms down-- yeah, that..

Also, this fic is a little longer than my other fics!!

And another important thing, NOT CANON!!

Ship(s): none

Summary: Donut is such a stubborn little pastry!! If he continues being this stubborn, One MIGHT as well take his legs too--..actually, he might not learn his lesson that way. Too persistent and cliche for that. Maybe she has another solution..

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Ohhh, boy. That was...unexpected. Hang on, wait! No, no, let's start from the beginning.

..Actually, let's just skip to the part of this story, where...

"Wait, where is Donut?"

Donut fell through the sketchy doorway, bouncing a few times before he fell face first into the ground. He got up, probably to leave the room, but the door shut behind him. "What the-?" As he was speaking to himself, an unknown voice spoke up from the dark. "Oh! Hi, Donut~!" They greeted, in an unsettling tone. He could HEAR the smile in their voice.

"Uh...hello. Do I know you?" Donut asked, raising a brow while he looked around the light-less room. The lights abruptly turned on, Donut closing his eyes shut for a moment from the sudden light.

..It was One. Well, Donut didn't really know her, OR her name. She was looking at a TV, sitting on a couch in the now orange and blue room. "Be with you in one sec, something's FINALLY happening around here." The TV, specifically, had a few people on it, and specifically...Barf Bag. His best friend. This...this was the TV to a camera. "..huh?..BARF BAG!" Donut exclaimed, most likely wondering why and where she was. "Where are-- who are-?!"

One interrupted him with an irritated sigh. "UGH..we've done this SO many times by now." Donuts severed arms suddenly appeared out of thin air. "You want them? WOW, CONGRATS! Just sign this, and they're yours." One floated this-- contract-- thing onto a table near Donut. "Then; Goodbye, Donut! Good luck telling people, it gets all..JUHUMBLED these days!" One giggled.

"Arms? Finally-!" Donut stopped for a moment. "Wait, but...w-what's in the contract?" Donut questioned with suspicion, moving over to read in for a second, before One moved it away a little. "That's not important!...E-Everyone else signed, y'know?" She hovered the contract down to the ground in front of Donuts' feet. "Just S-STAMP IT!!"

One edged him on, a little TOO eagerly. She looked up at the TV. "And hey look! They're about to find--" The TV cut her off. It showed Barf Bag, Bell, Bomby, and Needle, walking. NOOOOT gonna explain what's happening, because that's not the main topic. One looked at a map that showed where they were walking, letting out a "Niccce!" One then moved her attention back to Donut, who was trying to escape, about to jump through a portal that led back. One wasn't about to let that happen.

"OKAY, DONUT! Aww, already leaving? That's nice!" One rose up the contract again. "Let's just--" Donut was actively moving through that exit ticket. "Trying to be funny, huh?" One quickly used that magik of hers to yank Donut out of the exit, slamming him against the bookshelf behind. "OW!!" Donut exclaimed in pain.

"Let's not do anything STUPID. Okay?" One was not as amused as before. She took a breath, a smile spreading onto her face again. "Yeah, I've been watching you guys for a while. Kept putting off seeing you...you just seemed like the sort to cause problems! And here we are! But, THOSE guys (the objects and Barf Bag in the TV) are getting SOOO close to that other door, and I need to start getting ready. The more deals, the better!"

The contract landed in front of Donut again. "Not asking again, Donut. Sign the deal, NOW." Donut was still as confused as ever. "Er-- deals for what? What do YOU get out of this..?"

One sighed like earlier, rolling her eyes. "Don't WORRY about that, Donut! Is it THAT crazy to believe I'm just trying to HELP YOU? Those friends of yours all agreed to it, and look at ALL the fun they're having!" Donuts' eyebrows furrowed. "I thought they were all just in Two's elimination place. But you've been keeping them all in THERE?! TRAPPED?! Why would I ever sign this?!"

One's demeanor quickly shifted, in front of the pastry. "ARE YOU-- Have you NOT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION?! For your ARMS, DONUT. KIN-DA IM-PORT-ANT, HUH?!" One moved closer. "OR DO YOU NOT WANT THEM BACK?!

"OF COURSE I WANT THEM BACK!!" Donut protested. "I can't stand this anymore, but-- how can I trust this deal won't hurt others--" One interrupted him, which probably happened more than once. "Aren't you SICK of that, Donut?! Focusing on others, having to help that MESS of a team you're on? UGH, Pencil is SUCH a menace. It's so frustrating she joined the game too. And YOU'VE had to deal with that, this WHOLE time! That's SO unfair for you. But you've spent SO much time focusing on others, just think about YOURSELF for now, Donut--" She got even closer, practically right in his face. "Everyone gets to be a LIIIITLE selfish! It's only fair. So...what do you say?"

Donut looked from side to side for a second, as if thinking about it, before--

WHAM!!

A big ol' kick, straight to the face. One was shocked. While she was distracted, Donut tried to make a run for it.

One grumbled. "ERGH?! No one has EVER, EVER-!! FINE!!" Donut failed. One now had him floated in the air. "DON'T WANNA MAKE A DEAL?! FINE!!" Donut was flinged into a table, falling back to ground. One used her abilities to grab his foot, pulling. If he didn't want his arms, might as well take his legs! "ARGH-- NO, WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU-- YOU'RE KIDDING!" One paused for a moment. Was THIS how she really wanted to teach him a lesson? Not that she was being sympathetic, but he wouldn't learn like this. No, he's too stubborn for that.

One thought, and thought...then a lightbulb went off in her head. Ohoho, PERFECT.

..Donut didn't feel his leg being pulled any more, instead, his feet were pinned to the ground. But..why? Donut opened his eyes, looking up at One. She had an eerily cheeky smile on her face. "So. I know a...DIFFERENT way to teach you your lesson." Donut blinked. "A-And...w-what is that..?"

In a blink, these transparent, indigo-colored hands spawned beside him. Oh God oh God, were they gonna RIP HIM APART?! Donut slammed his eyes shut, excepting for the worst..

"..a-aha-- whahat-- whahahat the-!" Surprisingly, Donut found himself giggling! These hands were gently wiggling their fingers on each side of him, occasionally tracing a number 1. Kinda typical. "I-- Whahahat gihives-!! Whahat are yohou-? whahahat is-??"

One looked at Donut with a satisfied smirk. "Huh. You ARE ticklish. Well, that means this will do just nicely! I'll have you giving up in NO TIME!" The hands were still doing their twisted little jobs, fluttering and scribbling against his sides. (Sides?? Idk donut anatomy man 💔)

Donut, hearing what she said, was now trying his best to hold it in, little small slip-ups like "Pft-- kehehe-!" falling out here and there. One grinned. "Aww, trying to be tough and mighty, already? Don't worry, there's a LOT more where THAT came from! I mean...UNLESS you could...I DUNNO, sign the contract?" One blinked innocently.

"Ihi-- aha-- N-NEVER-!" Donut could definitely put up a fight..why did he have to be so-?! "Oookay, your choice!" And just like that, the hands upped it up, now gently pinching and clawing lightly. 'Bagel-Brain' jumped, his giggling forming into surprised laughter. "W-WahAHAIT-- HAHANG OHOHON!! T-THIHIS IHIHISN'T FAHAHAIR!!" One ignored his protesting, making a tsk-tsk sound. "Oh, it's is 100% FAIR!! What's NOT fair is you NOT SIGNING IT!!"

The donut was simply poked and prodded, traced, squeezed, clawed...and it tickled. A lot. A lot-lot. "A-AHAHAHA-!! C-CUHUT IT OHOHOUT!! THIS TIHIHICKLES!" One crossed her legs. "Oh, REALLY? I NEVER noticed!-- Yeah, I THIIINK I can tell!! And I am having FUN!! Don't let this get boring, Donut. You'll have to agree, soon enough."

Donut eventually fell back from laughing so much, the tickles quickly following him. One floats above him. "Aww, is the wittle baby absolutely destroyed from a few measly tickles? Oh, tickle, tickle, tickle~!" Donut tried to glare at One, failing miserably as he tried to squirm away, but...his feet were still pinned. Great.

One watched as Donut laughed, and laughed...the hands switched to a spot under his mouth, and above his legs. Which was...basically his stomach, for him. "EEK!! NOHOHOT-- [SQUEAK] NOHOT THEHEHERE!!" One's eyes lit up. "Oh? Oh?! OH!! Thank you for giving me a spot to target, buddy-boy! Now, this will go by MUCH more quickly!"

Donut had started to let out little squeals and squeaks while he laughed, which was...kind of rare! One kept staring at him with a stupid smirk, waiting. Waiting for him to give in. He was laughing like a schoolgirl, curling up the best he could. He suddenly felt the stomach-like area being raked. Those devil hands were gently raking their nails, making sure to go slooow and agonizing as well. How sadistic was this woman?! Okay, there was no WAY this was fair!

"OHO MYHY GAHA-- YOHOU'VE GOHOTTA BE KIHIHIDING-!! STAHAHAP IHIHIT!! THIHIHIS IHIS NOHOT-- EEHEHEEK-!" One grinned. She knew she was close. He WILL give in, whether he likes it or not.

Suddenly, the hands disappeared, Donut sighing in relief. But oh, oh, it wasn't over yet.

One used her silly little quirk to create a raspberry-like sensation, and...yeah..

"OHOHOHO NOHOHAHAHA-- OHOHOKAY!! OHOKAHAHAHAY!!! IHI'LL DOHO IHIHIT!!"

"Do what~?"

"IHI'LL SIHIHIGN THE COHONTRAHACT!! JUHUST PLEHEHEASE, STAHAHAP--!"

POOF!

And just like that, it stopped. "Theeere we go! See? Was that so hard?" The contract laid in front of Donut, one last time. He quickly stamped it, making One break into a wide smile. "Thank you~! Goodbye, DONUT!!"

Donut was shoved though the portal, with his arms back in place, he rested his hands in his knees, still out of breath and giggly from the whole thing. Tree, who saw saw him, immediately jumped over to Donut. "Donut?! What-- What happened?!"

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Donut didn't respond to that question, instead looking off to the side.

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I had fun making this

I'm sry for the TKL part being shorter than the normal part 💔💔

ALSO I LOVE LEE!DONUT

Kinda nervous to post this 💔

[gl1tchlee]

hheyyyyyyyyy if you wanna can you do ler!one idrc who the lee is i NEED to see her wrecking some1 :3c

I dont know what the fuck i did i don't know why it looks like that I'm so fucking dumb sorry