Chesters Never Win
Umbrella Academy
Lee!Five, Ler!Klaus, and Ler!Vanya (I’m sorry if I spelled their names wrong.)
This takes place in a world where the Apocalypse never happened and Vanya has always had her powers but everything else is the same.
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After dinner in the Hargreaves household was boring. So, so boring, Klaus thought to himself. He looked around the living room for anything to do, Vanya was practicing her violin and Five was reading the newspaper as usual, some would have said the evening was calm but for Klaus it was unbearably uninteresting.
“Hey ,Klaus you good?” Klaus’ thoughts were abruptly cut off as Vanya spoke.
“Yeah” He clears his throat, “Yeah I’m fine, why are you asking?” Klaus answers.
“Your staring at me and honestly it’s freaky.” She answers back with a slightly monotone voice.
By this time Five’s attention is caught by his two siblings. “Will you two quiet down a little, I’m trying to read here” He jesters with his hand toward his paper.
Klaus and Vanya look at each other before Klaus walks towards Five.
“Five, Fivey, Five-master, my main man, I am bored. And you, sir seem to be interrupting my temperary solution to my boredom.” Klaus says as he continues to slowly walk towards Five.
“Let’s play a bored game.” Vanya interjects eyeing her brothers.
“Ah Vanya my savior, lets play a bored game!” Klaus walks to the closet and looks through. “Let’s see, we have Monopoly, cards, and that seems to be it. So what’ll it be?” He says looking back to his siblings.
“Cards, please” Five says.
“Good for you to join us, Five.” Klaus says with a smirk. “Cards it is!”
~~three games of cards and a headache later~~
“This is no fair! Five has won all of the games we’ve played, he must be cheating!” Klaus whined as Vanya rubs the brige of her nose.
“I did not cheat! How could I even cheat at cards?” Five shoots back.
“Odiously there are cards in your jacket. That’s it, spread your arms.” Klaus says as he rounds the table to get to Five.
“What! No way-“ Five is cut off by Vanya.
“Just let him Five, he’ll be done and we can get back to playing.” Vanya says in a motherly tone of voice.
Klaus smirks as Five groans, “Yes! Come on, arms up Fiver!” Klaus grins as he reaches towards Five.
Five lifts up his arms hesitantly and Klaus begins to feel up and down his sides and ribs, purposely digging in to make him giggle and squeal like a little girl.
“Klahahahahaus you suhuhuhuck-EEAA STOHOhohop!” Five giggles are cut off by a squeal as Klaus moves to his underarms to reach into his sleeves. He pulls out two cards ands gasps.
“Five! You little cheheater!” Klaus giggles and shakes his head. “Vanya would you like to help me out with our little cheater here?” Klaus says slyly.
“What!? Nohoho She doesn’t want to he-“
“No one was asking you Five, and I would love to help.” Vanya teases and walks to Five and Klaus.
Vanya holds up one of Fives arms up as Klaus holds the other arm up and they begin.
Klaus spiders his fingers on Fives sides and tummy as Vanya aids by lightly digging into his ribs and scratching ruthlessly at his underarms. With twenty fingers all over the top of his body Five is sent into full belly laughter immediately.
Now, not many people have had the pleasure of hearing Five openly laugh but his sibling commonly indulge in the sweet child-like laughter caused by a few wiggling fingers.
“Stahahahap pleaAASE I CAHAHAHAN’T!” Five is sent into hysterics when Klaus skitters his fingers in his neck.
“Wohohah buddy calm down there, are you sorry for cheating?” Vanya laughs lightly as she and Klaus still their fingers to be able to understand their younger-older brother.
“I dihihidn’t cheat, I dohon’t know how those cards got in there.” Five breaths out gigging happily.
Vanya and Klaus looked to each other both knowing that Five would be upset if they stopped now.
“Ohohohoh Fivey is that a lie I hear, you must want more~” Klaus continued to tease as Vanya takes both of his hands in hers. Klaus moves down to a red faced Five’s knees and pokes once. A shriek, perfect. He squeezes, a yelp and some giggles, even better. Multiple squeezes and a few skitters have Five back in hysterical laughter in seconds!
“HAHAHA KLAHAHA- NOHONOHO PLEAHAHAHA!” Five is on his last leg and it is clear that he will not to handle much more so Vanya lets his hands down to squeeze his sides and scratch at his tummy while Klaus continues his treatment in his knees and thighs. They continue this for less than a minute befor Five falls into silent laughter, they take this as their que to back off.
Klaus helps Five out of his seat and carries him to the living room as Vanya follows in tow. Five is set gently of the couch and Vanya goes behind him to massage his shoulders, he snorts but leans into her touch as his residue giggles die off. After no more than 15 minutes Five sighs and says, “Guys... I’m bored.” With bright eyes and a peppy tone. Giggles and happiness were the only emotions and sound for the rest of the night and needless to say, the night was no longer boring. ———————————————————————
And I-oop I’m so flustered after writting this and to make things worse better this big ler in the community responded to one of my anons and was really teasey in it and GUYS I’m in the biggest Lee mood🙊👾