ayo is anyone even alive after i dipped for 50 years straight lmao
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ayo is anyone even alive after i dipped for 50 years straight lmao
uh,,,,,well guess whos alive
bro i ghosted this fucking dude for almost a year after he tried to fuck me in my car without a condom iN A FUCKING BURGER KING PARKING LOT just for him to text me again with a pic of himself showing two thumbs up and sign off with "kind regards"
henlo i am being bullied by @weepinglevi someone pls save me
i have a follower who just,,likes my kuroo fic every few days?? and i'm so confused bc,,are you reading my fic that often and trying to tell me that you love it sm that you read it that many times?? bc like,,the first two times i just thought it's a mistake and they accidentally disliked and decided to like again,,buT IT KEEPS HAPPENING I NEED ANSWERS
quick psa:
me and beautiful brezelbruder @weepinglevi are now officially getting married so uhhh, if anyone would like an invite to the wedding, hop into the inbox my dudes<33
please i finally went through all my followers and blocked the ageless ‘n blank ones,,,,,like guys just put your age in your bio, even an 18+ is enough. it’s not that hard
the way i wanted to be funny and post about it when i hit 666 saying y'all should stop following me bc i've reached my goal, only to wake up to 680 of you🧍♂️i went to sleep with 650🧍♂️i've hit 500 oNLY A WEEK AGO WHA-