#lesbian thought

[femmesirenn]

In the mood to suck a butch's T dick 🤤

[cupidsredcollar]

I can’t be the only one in the Lies of P fandom who hopes the Legendary Stalker and Sophia don’t end up being related like everyone’s theorizing? 

It’s a wonderful and interesting theory, don’t read me wrong, but I wanna ship the two of them so badly!! If it wasn’t obvious, I really just want a plausible f/f ship in this fandom with so much (understandable) m/m happening.

Anyway, here’s some ideas for how they could know each other… 🩷

Perhaps the Legendary Stalker grew up as an orphan in the Charity House or went to the Rose Estate when it became a school, and learned to become a Stalker there?

In doing so, she and Sophia grew up together?

I like to imagine the two met at some point and had teasing banter that kept them both thinking of each other, not really being able to shake that secret—perhaps even uncharted longing to talk to each other again.

Them having a similar hairstyle could be a common style the girls wore at the Rose Estate? Or just a popular feminine hairstyle in Krat that many women wore during the era.

I’m imagining them doing each others hair… so cute ugh.

Maybe as the two got older, the Legendary Stalker got around to becoming Sophia’s bodyguard and tried to keep her out of harms way? 

That idea does get snagged a bit in canon though.. because of a certain individual… (Simon)

Besides the first idea, the two could have met through Carlo or even Romeo, since the two know Sophia.

The guys could have introduced them both, and they became friends, and then a little something more.

Historians definitely wrote about them being ‘best friends’ 😹

Little did they know... they were smooching.

Anyway, many fun possibilities that should honestly just become art or fanfiction! Thanks for taking a moment to read! P.S I adore them both sm

[awitchesdestiny]

Guys I do not like working retail. I just want to simp over my evil women pls.

I miss my fictional wives.

[icecreamchocolat]

Can I borrow your hand?

To hold while I sleep I mean

[dead-decomposer]

im thinking abt how someday i get to have a wife,, that ill be able to wake up and see the woman i love laying across from me in bed, still asleep, how ill be able to stay up late with them, watching movies or stargazing, or just talking about things we like, about being able to cook and bake for each other, being able to make cheesy homemade valentines cards, being able to write poems and songs for them, taking care of each other when sick, or even just tired, being able to go to the local shelter and adopting a pet, i wonder if our first pet together will be a dog or a cat? or maybe something else? a bird? a reptile? maybe a mouse or a hampster? maybe they will love bugs as much as me and we could pick out a tarantula or a scorpion or a millipede together,, if we get a dog we could go for walks early in the morning and watch the sun come up together, and we could have a garden in the backyard, and we’d grow all sorts of flowers and herbs and fruits and vegetables, maybe we’ll be able to have a small chicken farm? just a few of them in a little coop, and we’d go out to check for fresh eggs to make breakfast, we could grow pumpkins in our garden and have our own to carve or cook for halloween, and when theyre ready ill clip flowers for them and make them lovely bouquets, maybe we’d just grow lavender or daisy’s, or maybe we’d have lillies too, and roses and violets, and maybe we would have a bee hive so we could have our own honey

it fills me with so much joy to think about how happy ill be someday, and how happy i will make my wife someday

and im so excited 

[iibamb]

I’m not the type of person to complain online but it’s currently 3 am and I desperately want to meet a girl who’ll love me forever and like, I’m no where near that.

[femmesirenn]

I need to eat someone out until their shaking legs close around my head.

[imjusthella-gay]

Here's an idea: overstim n tease your sub so they get shy n embarrassed n try to hide their face in their hands. Then pin down their wrists n tell them you won't keep playing with them unless they look you in the eyes.