#lesbiangeekspiral

[lessthanimpressedlesbian]

I was tagged by @erinholtzmann to post my lock screen!

I’m only gonna tag @lesbiangeekspiral for this one because I’m super sleepy and can’t think of anyone else to tag at the moment. But if you see it and don’t mind sharing, do it!

[ghostbustinggays]

lesbiangeekspiral replied to your link: What phone case should jillbert get?

I love the proton pack one!! Where did you find these?

all on redbubble by searching holtzmann! here’s the proton pack one for your perusal (the design is available on a billion different products too)

[ghostbustinggays]

2, 22, 25 & 50 please!

2. girls like girls lesbian or gravel to tempo lesbian

i uhhhhhhhhhhhh don’t actually listen to hayley kiyoko (don’t kill me) but of these two i’ve only heard girls like girls and thought it was pretty catchy i guess so...that one!

22. instagram lesbian or snapchat lesbian

snapchat all the way! i have an instagram but i use it like once every three months. anyway if anyone wants to add me on either, hit me up for my usernames

25. pro glitter lesbian or anti glitter lesbian

anti glitter as part of my own wardrobe, pro glitter as a fashion choice by others, pro carrie fisher’s glitter philosophy, anti glitter that harms the environment

50. good dancer lesbian or dorky dancer lesbian

i think it depends on how confident i’m feeling because i think i can be a decent dancer if i don’t care what people think but if im feeling self conscious i think i end up dancing more dorkily so.....i should probably just stop giving a shit what people think lol

find out what kind of lesbian i am

[intricities]

Happy birthday!! ✨

Thanks so much! 😃

[itwasmagic]

1, 15, and 32!

1) daytime lesbian or nighttime lesbian

Nighttime… I never sleep

15) rain lesbian or snow lesbian

knfjfdfnkrj rain if i get to stay in bed… snow as long as no one else touches it, i only like it when it looks clean and flat… preferably neither because i live up north and we get TOO MUCH

32) buy her flowers lesbian or buy her chocolates lesbian

chocolates probably in the hope i can also eat them (likely why no one will girlfriend me) but i have always wanted to buy an orchid

thank you!

[good-and-safe]

3, 22 and 39 please!

3.  Do you consider yourself an introvert or an extrovert?i’d say i’m a 70/30 split with introvert holding the majority. most of my energy and motivation comes from within myself and too much socializing in short periods of time can drain me but i also really value the energies and inspiration and vibes of those around me, if that makes any sense!

22.  What relaxes me?certain music (bon iver’s early stuff, for example), specific episodes of my favorite shows, writing (sometimes even just holding a pen), and soft blankets. also, touch is also v calming to me when i’m anxious, specifically re: my hands, hair, and temples. 

39. When did you last push the boundaries of your comfort zone?ooooooh i really like this one! ummm okay yeah a few weeks ago i did karaoke at a bar with my friends in front of other living human beings for the first time and it was exhilarating 

[itwasmagic]

1, 13, & 24!

1. Name one way you break the wlw stereotype. (Fat, trans, poc, autistic, etc)

I don’t like calling myself fat but yea probably that one and people generally go on about the blonde and brunette ships in tv/films/books but i’ve dyed my hair red since i was 14 so I guess that too maybe if the first answer doesn’t suffice for anyone

13. What’s your favorite song about lesbians?

If I can use a bisexual one instead then Halsey’s Bad at Love

24. Describe your ideal gaycation (a vacation that you, a gay, go on)

I loooove Greece it’s a beautiful country and everyone there is so lovely and kind so I love holidays where I can both spend days by a pool/beach relaxing but also where I can take tours and visit museums and galleries and historical places and learn about the country. I would go back to New York in a heartbeat too. It never had any appeal to me before I went for SNL but I feel in love with how accepting people are there, that you can do or look any way you like and no one bats and eyelid and there are so many things to do there that I feel like I wouldn’t be as scared as I am here to go to events alone and meet new people.

[itwasmagic]

4, 15, 55 & 59!

4: What’s something you really want right now?

the first thing that springs to mind is revels bc a friend mentioned how great it would be to get a bag full of coffee ones but in truth i desperately need a new job because my current one is putting me through Hell

15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?

i love animals so much but probably a museum because i don’t trust all zoos to be doing the right thing by the animals (and the closest zoos to me are either cumbria where a tiger mauled someone and a large number of animals died recently or edinburgh where i went twice when i was little and the polar bears looked far from healthy)

55: How is your hair?

this question made me laugh bc i don’t know if i posted the recent story on here hasjdbfjdsdskj. 

Short answer looks wise bc i’m guessing that’s what the question is supposed to ask: it’s short and red and shaved on both sides. naturally it’s really thick, curly and dark brown.

Long answer: ok!! so!! storytime!! i decided i wanted to flip my “fringe” onto the right side of my head and grow the shaved part on the right side out so it could be cut into a pixie cut and leave the left side shaved BUT i had it for a day then it was getting in my eyes and was in the way when i tried to eat bc it wasn’t sitting properly so i tried to cut in a proper side fringe which honestly could have been a comedy disaster youtube video so i’ve been pinning it up for the last week and refusing to leave the house with it down… then i dyed it back to red today and realised i had no cream peroxide left so i can’t put the orange-y blonde highlights in so BASSICCAALLYY!! it’s a m e s s. I want to shave it all down to a number 2 and forget I ever had hair.

59: Green or purple grapes?

recently purple but i don’t taste much of a difference