Awkward Lesbian

Random af || still mostly critical role || I reblog things I like even if I've reblogged them before

[longhorned]

I was told she pets other dogs but I wasn’t ready for how funny it is

[annabelle--cane]

generally I think people on here just wildly overestimate fandom's general pull on the world. I see so many posts that claim fandom has ruined society's general ability to understand media and guys, this is a niche hobby. the vast majority of people, even the majority of online youth, have never read a fanfiction. you only think fanfiction is that influential if you're constantly on The Fandom Website.

[ferventfox]

“But writing about this in fanfiction normalizes-”

No. Wrong. Fanfiction is too niche to normalize anything. You’re just a nerd.

[blueboxbeagle]

By LabradoriteKing on Pinterest

[popeyeotaku]

[allegedly-human]

Let's irresponsibly breed a dog together!

this dog will be:

nose

ears

legs

tail

heart

lungs

eyes

pelvis

behavioural issues

teeth

spine

tongue

Voting ended onApr 20, 2024

Share as much as possible that dog gotta be atrocious by the end of the week

[princesable]

wait check this out

[princesable]

•_• <- guy with a cursed eye

[princesable]

[catnipper]

[reallyndacarter]

Sokka's girlfriend looked great today.

[daylighteclipsed]

[lessthanimpressedlesbian]

"I am alive because they made me alive"

FCG really said that with his whole chest huh

[godshideouscreation]

[caats]

[naamahdarling]

[doubleca5t]

tiktok objectively sucks in a lot of ways but I will admit that getting to witness thousands of allegedly heterosexual young women have an identity crisis in real time after attending Olivia Rodrigo’s Guts tour is both a) not something I’m seeing on tumblr and b) an absolutely magical experience

[doubleca5t]

ok so, the Guts World Tour Heterosexuality Crisis ™. There’s basically three key elements here.

First off: Olivia Rodrigo. You guys know Olivia Rodrigo right? Drivers License, Vampire, Good 4 U, Brutal: tons of high-charting hits. Easily one of the biggest pop stars in the world right now. Olivia is a former Disney Channel star. To this day, a lot of her diehard fans are people who’ve been following her since her Disney Channel days. So a significant percentage of her fanbase are people who were watching the disney channel in the year of our lord Two Thousand And Also Nineteen - i.e. pre-teen to teenage girls who are possibly a tad sheltered.

Since leaving The Mouse behind, Olivia’s musical output has not exactly been Disney Appropriate, but you might not immediately know that if you haven’t listened to the albums. Olivia isn’t like Miley Cyrus where she hit 18 and immediately needed to let everyone know she FUCKS. Being “No Longer Kid Friendly” isn’t part of her branding. So a lot of parents, even the more conservative ones, are still willing to take their daughters to an Olivia Rodrigo concert even as her content has gotten more mature since her High School Musical days.

The third component of this situation is Chappell Roan. During her rise to pop stardom, Olivia has worked hand-in-hand with a guy named Dan Nigro (don’t worry it’s pronounced “NYE-grow”). He’s handled production on both of her albums and has gotten some pretty significant critical acclaim for his work. Well it just so happens that Dan’s other main partner in crime when it comes to pop music is Chappell Roan- a campy, bisexual singer-songwriter who’s been on the come up over the past year after a couple big tiktok hits and a sold-out headlining tour. This connection has given Chappell the opportunity to open for Olivia on the first leg of her world tour this year, which is an interesting choice because Chappell Roan is very decidedly not kid friendly. Her music is very overtly sexual and very, very overtly gay.

I give you all this background so that I can properly set up the absolute perfect storm of lesbian awakenings that is Olivia packing entire arenas full of sheltered teenage girls only to hit them right out the gate with a self-described Drag Queen singing about getting eaten out in the passengers seat and developing a big gay crush on your bff, dropping lines like “I heard you like magic? I got a wand and a rabbit!” and doing what I could only describe as “bouncing and moaning on it” during the bridge for My Kink is Karma. I really cannot overemphasize how funny this is as a big fan of Chappell - her solo concerts are gatherings of every femme lesbian in a 30 mile radius. She was sapphic tiktok’s best kept secret. Olivia exposing her audience of normies to her is sending a lot of them into a full-on crisis of sexuality. The goddamn Disney Channel girlies are being forced to ponder kissing other girls it has never been more joever for heterosexual women than it is right now

[sociallyunacceptableart4]

This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

[mando-lore]

Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.

[mando-lore]

[mando-lore]

Give it a day

[cosmonautroger]

[weirdchristmas]

Know what? We all need some pure innocence combined with satisfying accomplishment.

[geneslovee]

a random assortment of my tweets on house md. guys this show so ruining my life

[marisatomay]

he had it coming

[fitzdyke]

caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes

[fitzdyke]

[uncle-beanbag]

Et tube Brute?

[collectivefandomstuff]

Ok now THIS is the stuff I wanted when I followed the Julius Caesar tag and I don’t even get it from there?? Am upset by this betrayal of the tumblr system