Mila: honey do you happen to know if Gunther proposed yet?
Wolfgang: mom I’m sure he’d have told you? He didn’t. we- i mean Gunther’s busy
Mila: busy?
Wg: yeah with- the baby and stuff.
Lucas: okay- how do i look?
Wolfgang: so you asked for their jerkiest suit available or what?
Lucas: not funny AND yes i did.
Mila: Wolfgang!
Mila: crouch down sweeite. You look so handsome!
Lucas: and it was very cheap!
Wolfgang: is Max going?
Lucas: yup
Wolfgang: i'd need pictures, for the laughs
Mila: sigh
Lucas: oh! did you know Morgan was here a couple days ago?
Wolfgang: ago? fuck that was close
Lucas: mom, where's Marcus
Mila: in our room, make sure to knock the door.
Mila: isn't he the cutest…
Wolfgang: um i'm right here?
Marcus: hey Lukey, looking dapper
Lucas: marcus i need advice
Lucas: i know it sounds crazy. maybe it's just me?
Marcus: hmm what kind of mixed signals are we talking about?
Lucas: looks? and- words? i dunno
Lucas: all this time I’ve been just waiting for my feelings to go away and get over Max. but now it feels like we're on the same wavelenght? i can't put it into words
Marcus: are we completely sure he isn't- y'know?
Lucas: …yes?
Marcus: hey, who knows. let's wait and see what happens tonight, yeah? also, if things get too strange you can call me, i'll run to your rescue.
Lucas: yeah…. Yeah! Thanks Marcus!
Max: change.
Elsa: but i look awesome
Max: yeah for a radioactive traffic light???
Elsa: you’re just jealous. oh! guess who got my makeup done?
Max: i don’t know, your dog?
Lucas: am i supposed to feel insulted?
Pierce: hey. you got your ear pierced?
Max: i- uhm. hi.
Pierce: by the way, Billie wants pictures
Elsa: HECK YEAH!
Max: alright… sure… wait what? eugh no i don't even know her- DON'T TOUCH ME ELSA
Elsa: c'mon Max, remember we still have to take more once we arrive- DON'T BITE??
Max: AAAHGHHH
Elsa: there we go, say lesbians!
Lucas: lesbians?
Elsa: out loud, Lucas
Pierce: look at the camera, Max
Max punches Pierce in the guts (Pierce doesn't even flinch)
I thought I was bi until I realized I literally only like men when I’m thinking about whumping or snz stuff w them
the announcement is that I think I’m a lesbian bc I feel the most pure and wonderful love for my crush and also girls in general that I never really acknowledged until recently
anyway girl r great huh how about that
yea I said girl bc I’m referring to one (1) girl in particular
