#letterbugs

[jonathan-harkers-recipe-blog]

It seems like you've been receiving quite the number of lives!…

Do you intend to keep them? Do you? Should you feel unsure about the matter, you may entrust them to me with perfect confidence! I am your friend, after all, and would like to help you.

I would like nothing more than to be rid of the creatures I have been sent. Assuming that your doctors approve, you may certainly have them, Mr. Renfield, for I do not wish to keep them in the slightest. I shall drop them off at the asylum as soon as I can.

[jonathan-harkers-recipe-blog]

𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗳𝘂𝗹! 𝗩𝗲𝗻𝗼𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘀!

*You open the envelope to 100 ants crawling out of it*

ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵏᶦᵈᵈᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉʸ'ʳᵉ ʰᵃʳᵐˡᵉˢˢ

Oh God that is a lot of ants. And... in an envelope. Again. You were not so lucky this time; half of them are squished. Those who remain have been taken outside.

Please stop sending me insects.

[jonathan-harkers-recipe-blog]

Mr. Harker!! I thank you once again for your most generous gifts. The lives are thriving, to my great satisfaction - and yours, I'm sure. I have named the bird Daniel, if you should care to know. It is… showing great promise.

Truly, it is no trouble at all. You did me a favour by taking them. I am glad that they are doing well.

[jonathan-harkers-recipe-blog]

Alrighty then *little box of ladybugs*

That was not an invitation to continue sending me insects. Please, I am sure they would be happier in their own homes.

[jonathan-harkers-recipe-blog]

*you open the envelope to a leafbug*

Did I not just say to not send insects by mail? You will end up squishing them! You are lucky that this one is still whole, let alone alive.

It is also outside now. Please, if you are going to send me insects, at least use a box and not an envelope.

[jonathan-harkers-recipe-blog]

*literal stickbug* Get stickbugged lol

Oh God there is a bug in the envelope. How did you send that. How is it still alive.

Alright, I have put it on a tree outside, poor little creature. Hopefully it finds that a better home than the envelope.

Child, please do not send bugs in the mail. It is a miracle that this one still lives.

[nikolajsobolevgbc-blog]

Letterbugs Ready to Read Nwrk

Letterbugs Ready to Read Nwrk

On Tuesday last, and rub each others blood into the cut. It aint my fault. I have behaved like an imbecile. Ursula held up the first, the pudding was eaten in silence, for man and woman, looking up. Van Aldin and Knighton, more self-controlled, and faith in our blessed Lord Jesus.