Lev Haiba Headcanons ᕙ(`▿´)ᕗ
Fun fact: I project on him a lot <3
∙ He likes to pet bees.
∙ He doesn't have a favorite color, food, animal, anything. If you ask him to pick a favorite he'll try and think of something but end up crying (exaggeration) because he genuinely can't decide.
∙ He really likes big dogs but he's really scared of dogs and freezes up whenever he sees one :(
∙ He really likes bugs. Especially bumblebees and tiny spiders.
∙ He likes turtles and frogs too!!
∙ He very obviously has undiagnosed ADHD.
∙ He's a big ol' dumbass but he's actually decently book smart and if he didn't procrastinate so much he'd have good grades.
∙ He will laugh at every 69 joke. He will laugh at every deez nuts joke. His humor will never mature.
∙ He really likes planes. He doesn't know a lot about them but he thinks they're really cool.
∙ He's not much of a plant person because he always kills his plants but he has a couple fake succulents and he's named all of them and he's very emotionally attached to them.
∙ Half of his closet is grunge and the other half is cottagecore.
∙ He'll only really watch anything animated.
∙ He's claustrophobic.
∙ Emoticons > Emojis
∙ His pronouns are he/it.
∙ Most of the time he can't tell when someone's genuinely making fun of him. It doesn't happen often but 🤷♂️
∙ He had a Percy Jackson phase. He totally had a Percy Jackson phase.
∙ And a Warrior Cats phase, but that one was less serious.
